[Vertigo1]

Originally posted by Bobboau
exactly, that's why this is a delema



now _you_ aren't roasting you live in the well air conditioned dark fortress of doom powered by the soals of the damned.

In that case, I change my vote to the hell option.

[Nuke]

im gonna have to reing in hell, because i like fire more than clouds, and i get to be boss too!

[Liberator]

But it's Hell.  Take a Russian prison, times the hardship by infinity, and then remove God's presence and you have hell.  Why would you even consider setting foot there much less spending all of time there.  Definately serving in Heaven.

[Nuke]

i really dont believe either place exists. you see i am a nihilist. everything means nothing and nothing means everything. any ideas people have about reality have no real meaning. the answers are never as important as the questions. use what answeres you are comfortable with. i personally dont care much for answers. most answers are just simple fabrications to hide the fact that we really dont know squat. most people regaurd their chosen religious text as truth, when in reality something in conflict cannot be true.

[.::Tin Can::.]

Serving in the finest living conditions with absolute respect, verses ruling while you are on fire and getting your ass torn off means only one thing:

Serve in Heaven.

[Goober5000]

Er - nobody rules in Hell.  Especially not Satan.  He'll be weeping* and gnashing his teeth just like everybody else.

*If he has any emotion left. Definitely hollering and screaming though.

[an0n]

Uh, no.

Satan does as he pleases.

He wanders around Earth and pops up to Heaven every so often to chat with God. It's all in the Bible.

[an0n]

Originally posted by .::Tin Can::.
Serving in the finest living conditions with absolute respect

You're assuming it'd be nice just because it's Heaven.

Did you even watch Dogma?

[Goober5000]

Originally posted by an0n
Uh, no.

Satan does as he pleases.

He wanders around Earth and pops up to Heaven every so often to chat with God. It's all in the Bible.

True.  But that's because he hasn't been thrown into Hell yet.  He has free reign until Judgement Day, but then he'll be banished forever.

[Gloriano]

I choose serving in Heaven but then again there is no Hell or heaven there is only pure light

[Singh]

an0n: true.

Then I'd have to say, screw hell! I'd rather be in Heaven. At least I dont have to worry about the big decisions then (not to mention, get a better view on events from the ground).

[Krackers87]

Rule in hell, invade heaven.

[vyper]

Assuming you reach an equal level of existence to God when you hit Heaven, then I'd just wait till I was of equal strengh, toss the big fella out (preferably down to earth as a mortal so he can find out what that **** feels like) and just take over.

I'd make it a democracy but then it'd probably be Hell 2.

[Genryu]

Originally posted by Kamikaze
Heaven as a Seraphim.

You get to have 6 wings and bomb heathens with wide-angle disintegration rays (definitely the former anyways). Also, if anime is to be believed it'll involve lots of copulation (despite angels being sexless).

You, my dear Sir, have read too much Bastard in my humble opinion.

[Genryu]

And by the way, reign in Hell. At least I'm not following the biggest hypocrite in existence. I mean, He went from mutiple genocide (Soddom&co, the flood, egyptian babies) to 'Thou shall not kill'. See what I mean ? At least down there, you know what to expect, and being in charge would be infinitely cooler than suffering

[Unknown Target]

I don't believe in a heaven or a hell (or a singular God for that matter), but if I had to choose, I'd pick serve in heaven

[karajorma]

Here's a point no one seems to have considered. If I get the choice to rule in Hell I'm going to take it. No where in the bible does it mention that before the day of judgement someone would arise and take over in hell.

Basically that means that the bible is wrong and therefore I can do whatever I like without having to worry about the limitations it says hell has. i.e the limitations are the ones Hell actually has not the ones the bible claims it has as the bible has now been proven to simply be Heavens propaganda. (Most likely God is testing everyone in heaven too waiting to see when they'll realise that the tests didn't end when they died.)

So number one first thing to do is to kill Satan thereby proving the bible incorrect. After that I can set it up as the ultimate tourist getaway. After all I've got the best musicians and all the loose women!

[Unknown Target]

And/or you could make it better than heaven!

He's right, you know

[.::Tin Can::.]

You cant make happy clouds when you are down, down, dowwwwn...

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by karajorma
Here's a point no one seems to have considered. If I get the choice to rule in Hell I'm going to take it. No where in the bible does it mention that before the day of judgement someone would arise and take over in hell.

Basically that means that the bible is wrong and therefore I can do whatever I like without having to worry about the limitations it says hell has. i.e the limitations are the ones Hell actually has not the ones the bible claims it has as the bible has now been proven to simply be Heavens propaganda. (Most likely God is testing everyone in heaven too waiting to see when they'll realise that the tests didn't end when they died.)

So number one first thing to do is to kill Satan thereby proving the bible incorrect. After that I can set it up as the ultimate tourist getaway. After all I've got the best musicians and all the loose women!

Nightly; Oliver Reed live!

(well, dead)