[mitac]

Originally posted by Kalfireth
Oh, and put in George Bush for a cheap laugh

Ah, using first and last name the whole story looks a lot different. "Big Game Hunter".


Edit :

Donald Rumsfeld, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

No comment.

[Corsair]

George W Bush, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

Dick Cheney, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.

[Tiara]

Originally posted by mitac


No comment.

Just put in "Rumsfeld" for a much much muuuuch better answer

[Liberator]

Even this stupid computer thing knows I suck:

John Mynard, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.

[Gank]

Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

[Jetmech Jr.]

What's MSP? I put in my Nick and that was the result...

[pyro-manic]

@ liberator: Not having the best of luck recently, are we?

As pyro-manic, I get Mad Scientist. My first name gets Litter Warden. My full name gets Muppet Impersonator. My full name plus crappy middle name gets Dodgem Driver.

I'm so confused!

[Rictor]

" Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them. "


Its like a dream come true

[Hippo]

Pirate...

[phreak]

nuke the whales, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.

[Liberator]

Originally posted by pyro-manic
@ liberator: Not having the best of luck recently, are we?

If by lately, you mean the last 26 years of my life, then yes, I have been unlucky "recently".

[pyro-manic]

Bloody hell. Cheer up - it ain't that bad. It's never that bad.

You're a religious guy - use that. Dedication to your aims is important, and faith could be a big help there. Get some goals, and set yourself a timeframe in which to accomplish them. For example, I'm supposed to be going to university in October '05. But to do that, I need to do a 2-year course in 6 months (exams are in June). So I've gotta work my ass off to get that qualification, or it's a career in Burger Revolving for me....

EDIT: Heehee!

"liberator, your ideal job is a Panto Dame"

"lib, your ideal job is a stripper"

Couldn't resist, sorry. Funny though!

[Rictor]

what are you going for pyro?

[pyro-manic]

Hmmm? the qualification? A-level Maths. Should've signed up for it last year, but my last Maths teacher (at GCSE level, 3 years ago) was an evil *****-troll from hell, and she enjoyed putting me down and saying I was going to fail. I got an A. It put me off though, hence the mad rush now I realise I actually need it to do any decent courses. I'm probably going to go for Aerospace Engineering or something similar at uni, because I want to be a pilot. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to do (since I was about 6), and I will get there. 'S gonna be difficult, but I'll do it somehow...

EDIT: what the fark? The censor bleeps out b i t c h ?? That's new....

[.::Tin Can::.]

Stripper...

[Rictor]

Math scares me...and excuse my ignorance, but what does math have to do with flying a plane?

Lib: self pity isn't really likely to improve anything. uhm, basically what pyro said. Trust me, however bad you are, there are tons of people who would kill to be you.

[pyro-manic]

Basically, I'm looking at the better universities in the country (not the hard-core old school ones like Oxford or Cambridge, but the "red-bricks" like Bristol, Exeter, Imperial College, etc... To get on the courses (nearly all of the sciences and engineering degreees), you need As or Bs in 3 or 4 A levels, usually including Maths and a science. I need a good degree (i.e. at least a 2.1) to have a chance of joining an airline to train. There's no way in hell I can get £50,000 to do it myself. Hence the rather masochistic attempt to do the 2 years in 6-7 months.

[MicroPsycho]

MicroPsycho, your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer

[FireCrack]

Jason, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

[Flipside]

Well, to be honest Lib, I can sum up my life these days from a Pink Floyd lyric...

'Nothing is very much fun anymore'

I don't get enjoyment from computer games at all, I can't get to sleep till around 6am and then I tend to sleep till around 6pm, I'm off work with depression, and basically I'm 32 years old (halfway to retirement) and my life isn't anywhere near where I wanted it to be....

It would be easy to give up, but I don't because things can get better. I just have to want to make them so

Doesn't help that my anti-depressants ran out a couple of days ago and I haven't had a chance to restock, it kinda bites down hard when that happens