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Offline Deepblue

  • Corporate Shill
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Laf.
Reply #40 on: December 07, 2004, 08:00:48 pm
"JW, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin. "

;7

"Jared, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver."

;7

"Jared Wilson, Your ideal job is a Chef. "

:D

"Jared O Wilson, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting. "

:nervous:

" Jared Owen Wilson, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot. "

:nod:

And one more for a friend:

"Ryan Dance, Your ideal job is a Prostitute. "

No comment.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2004, 08:03:06 pm by 944 »
 

Offline FireCrack

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  • meh...
Laf.
Reply #41 on: December 07, 2004, 08:07:28 pm
try entering in F*** ;)
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."
 

Offline Liberator

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Laf.
Reply #42 on: December 07, 2004, 08:10:56 pm
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Originally posted by Rictor
Trust me, however bad you are, there are tons of people who would kill to be you.


Yes and they're all in prison doing 90-life without parole.

Quote
self pity isn't really likely to improve anything


How about self-loathing?  Even I don't like myself most of the time, how can I expect anyone else too?  My life sucks and it is beyond my impossibly meager power to change it.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2004, 08:14:41 pm by 607 »
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

Offline Flipside

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Laf.
Reply #43 on: December 07, 2004, 08:14:33 pm
I'd pass you a Peroxatine tab if I had any left....

The only effective way I've found to avoid self-hatred is to live a life you don't hate....

Been working on it since I was about 18... I'll get there :)
  

Offline Liberator

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  • 210
Laf.
Reply #44 on: December 07, 2004, 08:46:41 pm
Drugs aren't an option for me though.

I once got given a 5mg Valium to relax me before I had my wisdom teeth out and it didn't affect at all.

Nevermind that I have an addictive personality and would likely become addicted to it.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

Offline demon442

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Laf.
Reply #45 on: December 07, 2004, 09:46:26 pm
Looks like im the only one with an original name...

First:
Your ideal job is a Air Steward(ess)

First and Last:
Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.

First, Middle Inital, Last:
Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.

Full:
Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.
Can the reason that we fear the unknown be that we know ourselves too well?       -The Outer Limits

<*)}}}><  HAPPY FISHIE!!
 

Offline übermetroid

  • Current Father Of Samus
  • 28
  • He who dares wins.
Laf.
Reply #46 on: December 07, 2004, 09:48:25 pm
ubermetroid, Your ideal job is a Stripper.

Sweet!  I dont think the wife will like it though.

real name:  Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

Sweet!
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
 

Offline Carl

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Laf.
Reply #47 on: December 07, 2004, 09:52:41 pm
I'm a brain surgeon with my full name. ph33r.

i think i'll switch Kazan and Liberator's brains around and see what happens.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline Anaz

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Laf.
Reply #48 on: December 07, 2004, 10:06:41 pm
Anazeron:
...church...minister :wtf:

Anaz:
a God ;7

First:
Prostitute :thepimp:

First  Last:
a Satan (now I'm confused...)

First Middle Last:
...Shoplifting...

I get to be my own minister and my own enemy while stealing stuff, and making a bit of cash on the side! ph34r me before I smite you and send you to my place!
Arrr. I'm a pirate.

AotD, DatDB, TVWP, LM. Ph34r.

You WILL go to warpstorm...
 

Offline Knight Templar

  • Stealth
  • 212
  • I'm a magic man, I've got magic hands.
Laf.
Reply #49 on: December 07, 2004, 10:11:14 pm
My Name: President


It's right you know.
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

Too Long, Didn't Read
 

Offline Taristin

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Laf.
Reply #50 on: December 07, 2004, 10:28:26 pm
Raa, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

:wtf:
Freelance Modeler | Amateur Artist
 

Offline Krackers87

  • 158 crew
  • 29
Laf.
Reply #51 on: December 07, 2004, 10:32:42 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Jetmech Jr.
What's MSP? I put in my Nick and that was the result...


MicroSoft Personnel

you evil bastard...
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or has died from an awp no scope.

just like seventies goofballs
he's waiting on last calls
well listen method man
'cause if you leave on the last line
don't leave on the ground kind
born just a little too slow
 

Offline phreak

  • Gun Phreak
  • 211
  • -1
Laf.
Reply #52 on: December 07, 2004, 10:42:50 pm
alice cooper, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
Offically approved by Ebola Virus Man :wtf:
phreakscp - gtalk
phreak317#7583 - discord
 

Offline Thrilla

  • 27
Laf.
Reply #53 on: December 07, 2004, 10:46:02 pm
I entered my girl friend's name and she was a super model.  So an evil boss that is married to a super model.  Not bad at all...
94th Combat Support Hospital, 807th Medical Brigade
 

Offline Carl

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Laf.
Reply #54 on: December 08, 2004, 12:58:10 am
Aken Bosch, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline Nuke

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Laf.
Reply #55 on: December 08, 2004, 01:04:41 am
i question the freespace community's sanity because this thread is now 3 pages long
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Carl

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Laf.
Reply #56 on: December 08, 2004, 02:15:19 am
two, if you have it set to 50 posts per page like you're supposed to.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline aldo_14

  • Gunnery Control
  • 213
Laf.
Reply #57 on: December 08, 2004, 03:19:29 am
Quote
Originally posted by demon442
Looks like im the only one with an original name...

First, Middle Inital, Last:
Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.


You jammy bastard..........

Quote


Alan White, Your ideal job is a MSP

Alan G White, Your ideal job is a Cowboy.

Alan Gordon White, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

AG White, Your ideal job is a President.

A G White, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.


Quote
Originally posted by Krackers87


MicroSoft Personnel

you evil bastard...


Nope; Minister of Scottish Parliament
 

Offline Tiara

  • Mrs. T, foo'!
  • 210
Laf.
Reply #58 on: December 08, 2004, 04:16:02 am
I read 'Your ideal job is PMS' when I skimmed over Aldo's post :lol:
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline mitac

  • 28
Laf.
Reply #59 on: December 08, 2004, 04:58:57 am
Quote
Originally posted by Thrilla
I entered my girl friend's name and she was a super model.  So an evil boss that is married to a super model.  Not bad at all...


Mine was a mermaid. I should check that, some time soon. ;7
marcet sine adversario virtus.
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