I know what is sayed about religiouse stuff... But i was playing on a text based game and read this note and found it quite amusing...
[233] Derrik: This is funny.
Tue Dec 7 16:44:31 2004 Expires: Thu Dec 16 16:44:31 2004
To: all
[ 0] Imagine this happening to you...
[ 1]
[ 2]
[ 3] One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member
[ 4] congregation
[ 5] was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head
[ 6] to toe in black and carrying submachine guns.
[ 7]
[ 8]
[ 9] One of the men proclaimed,
[ 10]
[ 11] "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where
[ 12] you
[ 13] are."
[ 14]
[ 15] Immediately, the choir fled...
[ 16]
[ 17] the deacons fled...
[ 18]
[ 19] and most of the congregation fled....
[ 20]
[ 21] Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.
[ 22]
[ 23]
[ 24] The man who had spoken took off his hood...
[ 25]
[ 26] He then looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got
[ 27] rid
[ 28] of all the hypocrites... Now you may begin your service.
[ 29] Have a
[ 30] nice day!"
I just had to share...
