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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Alright! he's finaly going to die!
Unless he means the future King of England.

Prince Harry might turn up at your door with the munchies, and demand biscuits.
Then what do you do?

 

Offline Janos

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Alright! he's finaly going to die!
"**** man give me your crack marihuana ecstasyheroin weed or I'll pop your cap nigga"
lol wtf

  

Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Janos
"I'll pop your cap nigga"


:wtf:

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Originally posted by aldo_14


Canada is another country, y'know?


You mean America Jr. ?
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Alright! he's finaly going to die!
I guess one of the major prospects for the large media coverage in this particular murder, was that it represented the setting of a friggin' soap opera.

"A husband having an affair on his pregnant wife, chooses to commit murder on a lonely christmas eve."

Can we spell 1 hour of yawn-induced soap opera time here?

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Originally posted by pyro-manic
I'm sorry - you think that forcing people to have guns is a good idea? Good grief.... :eek2:


I remember a fun scenario.

Example A: Strict gun control
A guy with a gun, which he purchased on the black market, walks into a bar, points it at the bartender, and demands all the money in the cash register. Everyone else is armed with nothing more dangerous than a pocketknife.

Example B: Citizens are required to wear guns
The same guy walks into the same bar with the same gun, points it at the same bartender. Before he can so much as start to demand cash, three of the other patrons have pulled out their own handguns and are pointing them at the would-be aggressor.

Which situation do you think the criminal would rather be in?
-C

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Alright! he's finaly going to die!
Enter Example C: Citizens like guns
The Same Same Guy walks into the Same Same bar with the same same gun and points it at the same same bartender. Before he can so much as start to demand cash, three of the other patrons have pulled out their own handguns and are pointing them at the would-be bartender, who's now already been shot by a forth would-be patron, who would have made off with the cash from the register if it hadn't been for the fifth patron who shoots his kneecaps and runs off with the money. The would-be aggressor goes home and shoots himself in the face because he no longer has a place in life.
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Offline Janos

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Alright! he's finaly going to die!
Example D:
The Same Guy just shoots the bartender at once.

... that position is a strawman.
lol wtf

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by WMCoolmon


I remember a fun scenario.

Example A: Strict gun control
A guy with a gun, which he purchased on the black market, walks into a bar, points it at the bartender, and demands all the money in the cash register. Everyone else is armed with nothing more dangerous than a pocketknife.

Example B: Citizens are required to wear guns
The same guy walks into the same bar with the same gun, points it at the same bartender. Before he can so much as start to demand cash, three of the other patrons have pulled out their own handguns and are pointing them at the would-be aggressor.

Which situation do you think the criminal would rather be in?


Oooh...lemme think, succesful robbery versus possible bloodbath of robber, would be vigilante and innocent bystanders?  Because you can't assume everyone in B would be able to control their fire, can you?  And why would 3 people in a bar risk being shot to stop it being robbed?  And surely you should be looking to minimise access to guns and remove that black market, rather than encouraging an arms race between civvies and criminals (i.e. criminal buys assualt rifle, smg because he needs to intimidation factor)?

 

Offline pyro-manic

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Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon


I remember a fun scenario.

Example A: Strict gun control
A guy with a gun, which he purchased on the black market, walks into a bar, points it at the bartender, and demands all the money in the cash register. Everyone else is armed with nothing more dangerous than a pocketknife.

Example B: Citizens are required to wear guns
The same guy walks into the same bar with the same gun, points it at the same bartender. Before he can so much as start to demand cash, three of the other patrons have pulled out their own handguns and are pointing them at the would-be aggressor.

Which situation do you think the criminal would rather be in?


Example B (continued): The now highly dangerous situation is compounded by the fact that one of the three patrons decides to take matters into his own hands and opens fire. The original gunman is hit, and shoots the barman as he twitches from the pain. His friend/partner in crime sees this, and opens fire with his own weapon in the direction of the intervening patrons. A firefight breaks out, leaving several people dead and many others injured.

On another night, two drunk patrons get into an argument. It escalates, and the two men pull their guns. One (or possibly both) of the men is killed, and other customers are injured by stray shots - given that none of them try to intervene with their own weapons, causing more casualties.

I'm sorry - if you have a gun, then the chances are you'll use it. If you don't have a gun, you can't use it, so people don't get their brains blown out for no good reason. Your argument simply isn't sound. In example B, you could end up with tens of people dead or injured (if these guns are average "handguns" ie semi-automatics with 10-20 round magazines, that's a lot of bullets getting fired very quickly). In example A, the barman loses a night's takings. Boo-frickety-hoo. I know which I'd rather be in...
Any fool can pull a trigger...

 

Offline vyper

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[q] such as chibs or knives[/q]

Chibs? How many foreign folk you think will follow that? (By foreign I mean anyone beyond Wishaw :D
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by vyper
[q] such as chibs or knives[/q]

Chibs? How many foreign folk you think will follow that? (By foreign I mean anyone beyond Wishaw :D


I'm educating them.  Or annoying them.

I haven't decided which yet.