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Offline redsniper

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No, no... the next generation of Chinese are gonna whip their country into shape and be the next superpower. We won't be running the world in 10-30 years, they will.
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It never occured to me that other countries would produce maps with themselves in the centre.

Always assumed that the Grenwich Meridian would be the centre of all maps, as it would be the logical thing to do.

 

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its ok, i had some people in my graduating class who still cant read, but football players get whatever they want in West Texas so....
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Heh, how long do you think that 0GMT is going to stay in Grenwich? Didn't you know America invented Time, so it should be centred there!

 

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IJust because stereotypes and media say that our audiences 'expecpts' and 'mainly cares' about contraception, teen suicide, teen depression, drugs and booze, doesn't mean we need to write six goddamn articles about it and make it the feature of every goddamn issue. Hell, I consider myself to be able to look at both sides of the card, and I don't see how any of that **** can appeal to anyone other than the person writing it, and that being only because it was their idea. I get bored reading one article about the pill™ and condoms. Just because we're a high school newspaper doesn't mean we have to emulate all the stupid **** that gets connated along with our environment. If anything, I'd think we'd be the ones to help define that environment, not conform to it's assumed form.


perhaps you should write about that, not like anyone in the school would give a **** anyway
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No, no... the next generation of Chinese are gonna whip their country into shape and be the next superpower. We won't be running the world in 10-30 years, they will.
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I said country. ;)  We're already losing control of the world. Which is for the best, I guess, but no one ruler should rule the world alone.
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Unfortunately, what should happen and what actually happens rarely coincide.
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Teacher veto sucks. Though if you get to write about religion, you could definitely make up for the lack of other countryness through making fun of christians/ity.

Alternately, if they're really hung up on the whole teen thing, try for a "Teen stupidity" article. "Six ou of ten students at this school did not know where New Zealand was." Or whatever.
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American pop culture sucks!

Wait, never mind.

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I did knew that some teens in usa was stupid but that is just insane
but some of that stupidity is US school system's fault
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No HIG, a large portion is.  The Teachers can't teach because they have to cater to political demagogues who haven't set foot in a classroom since they left college.  They're too busy satisfying some inane political requirement that the actual lesson get's left behind.
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My US History teacher is rather unhappy that the state requires him to teach Woodrow Wilsons '14 Rules' because they had no real lasting effect, with the possible exception of the 'League of Nations,' although even that didn't last too long. Says it's taking away valuable time to learn important things.
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I did knew that some teens in usa was stupid but that is just insane
but some of that stupidity is US school system's fault


do you have first hand experience? who knows, it might even teach people grammar.
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I wish I was still in HighSchool - preferably 4th year when it just became legal for us all to shag folk... many things would be changed I say!
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Let's face it, people are idiots, especially today's youth. I once asked a classmate in grade 7/8 how many provinces territories our country (Canada) had and to name him. He said something like 22 provinces and 7 territories and he started to name them, Ontario, London, after that came Africa and England and I told him to shut up before he embarasses himself.

Another time, in grade 10 academic science class, a couple weeks ago our teacher had to explain why heartburn was called heartburn when it was acid in the stomach. After explaining how medical terms are old and pre-date extensive study and researcg, someone actually asked how the people back then knew they had hearts/knew what a heart was.

And math continues to be a joke, thankfully I a 'gifted' and not an idiot. In fact a friend and I are the first students to ever 'curricular compact' in Canada, if we are successful it could become widespread.
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No HIG, a large portion is.  The Teachers can't teach because they have to cater to political demagogues who haven't set foot in a classroom since they left college.  They're too busy satisfying some inane political requirement that the actual lesson get's left behind.


Which shows how little you know about the education system. Teachers have to constantly take new classes related to their field to keep their job.

I'm assuming you were home schooled, or otherwise taught with the Texan textbooks that the midwest and south use.

Yes, that's right in the US there are two editions of textbooks. 'California' and 'Texas' editions. (Though both are really 'New York light' and 'New York heavy' editions more than California or Texas) The ones in the south censor quite a few things (I always assumed that it'd just have another stance on the causes of the Civil War, but with modern textbooks focusing more on economic and social causes for the war it seems that censoring certain segments of the pre-war, war, and reconstruction period has become the norm) and put interesting slants on science. Yes, I've read and looked at science, math, and history books from both. :p

Which I think is the root of the problem in the US. People creating division when there shouldn't be one. Folks being taught by sub-par textbooks won't be able to compete on the global market, etc.

On average the whole 'history makes whites look bad, so let's censor it!' is alive and well in a good chunk of the US. ...and sadly some folks want to sanitize it further.

Another major problem is that ciriculums aren't standardized other then some basic requirements. So if you're moving between school districts (or even worse, states) you'll have to play a lot of catch-up. This can be especially bad when moving between geographic regions of the country due to subtle and some not-so-subtle changes in textbooks and ciriculum.

Then home schooling really skews things because you have some very smart and very dumb people effectively outside of the system. Ever-increasing because people are pulling kids out of schools because it's obvious that public education is "evil and liberal." (Yet the areas with high homeschooling are ones using the conservativized Texas textbooks...) Now, there are legitimate reasons for homeschooling, especially in a very rural area or for children with learning disabilities. However, a good chunk of the people now doing it are bandwagoners whose protectionism only backfires when the kids enter college...

Anyway, the defense of any democracy is a well educated middle class. ...and right now we don't have one due to intentional misinformation and revision of history and science for the 'greater good' of certain citizens.
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Nah, since America is in the center of american maps, russia and china are cut in half, and it's not too hard for any dumbass to point to the center of a map. :doubt:


:wtf: Are you serious? I've never seen a map like that over here in Oregon.
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The problem with people, kids included, is not educational, its cultural. The education system plays a very small role in the general social upbringing of people,.

 

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The problem with people, kids included, is not educational, its cultural. The education system plays a very small role in the general social upbringing of people,.


Agreed. In the US intelligence is frowned upon unlike in China.

Now if we had a group that believed in individual freedoms, individualism, as well as intelligence at the same time :p Oh well...
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Liberator's right. States' public education curriculums are being decimated because of the ludicrous standards set by standardized tests, which are imposed by politicians who don't know jack **** about education. My school is neck deep in this ****, and Massachusetts boasts one of the best systems in the country. I've seen several different documentaries using Texas as a case study. Politics is screwing education hard. (Although I don't know if Liberator will agree with me that this disaster is partially attributable to No Child Left Behind.)
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