[Flipside]

Well, what makes it all the more amusing, is that he guessed it wrong...

You may think of Anal Sex first, I however, have some morals

[Taristin]

...that's bad, Flip... horrible.

[diamondgeezer]

Don't worry about it Tin, these guys are just cunning linguists

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[Gank]

eating out = anal sex

[Janos]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Don't worry about it Tin, these guys are just cunning linguists

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lolololololololol

Excellent, sir.

[Ford Prefect]

Regarding the confusion in the Hardlight Commonwealth, I'd just like to state for the record that I AM UMBWIGWI.

[Taristin]

I love those oxymoron states...

"The free land of rampant oppression"  lmao

[.::Tin Can::.]

I decided to join the Terra Utopia...

[Janos]

Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Regarding the confusion in the Hardlight Commonwealth, I'd just like to state for the record that I AM UMBWIGWI.

No, I am Umbwigwi!

[an0n]

No, I am Umbwigwi!

[an0n]

I give you the Opressed Peoples of Northern Rapistan

[Janos]

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=nazicommunists

Nazicommunists is becoming some weirdo Dictator Mr. Nice country, or something.

[beatspete]

Latest progress report for The Armed Republic of Girls Aloud:

Economy : Imploded


The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nice, huh?

[Falcon]

Heres a grand update on my nation:

The Dictatorship of The Martian States is a small, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, cynical population of 18 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Political activists are routinely executed, military spending is on the increase, euthanasia is illegal, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force.

Civil Rights: Unheard Of    
Economy: Developing    
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Yep Im a Psychotic Dictator who knew?  Oh and the National Motto has been changed to: YOU WILL DIE!  :devil:

Oh and to top it all off Im still your U.N. Delegate.....

[an0n]

Originally posted by Gank
eating out = anal sex

One can only hope.

[Stealth]

EWWWWWWWWWWW

[an0n]

No, you moron. I meant:

Taking a girl to dinner = Anal sex later.

Try to read between the ****ing lines.

Also, I state very vaguely that I have no aversions to whatever it was you thought I meant .

[Tiara]

I made another mock up nation and got this issue;

Shivans on the Dinner Table?
The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Servage's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that shivans could be added to the menu.
The Debate

   1. "The fact is, the shivan population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Fleur Bush. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have shivan kebabs, shivan pies, shivan-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
      [Accept]

   2. "I agree that something needs to be done about shivan over-population," says random passer-by Roxanne Thiesen, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
      [Accept]

   3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Alexei Rifkin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The shivans were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The shivan is part of what makes Servage a great nation!"
      [Accept]

[size=999]SHIVAN KEBAB![/color][/size]

[size=999]SHIVAN PIE![/color][/size]

[size=999]SHIVAN-ON-A-STICK![/color][/size]

[aldo_14]

[.::Tin Can::.]

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The Allied States of New Parallax is a small, devout nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 18 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Soda Sales and Cheese Exports.

Quils are considered a delicacy, euthanasia is legal, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Parallax's national animal is the quil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the klax.
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Now lets just hold the ****ing phone for a moment. Organ donations are at a low because I wont PAY YOU to donate them? We favor catholics because we have a catholic spiritual advisor? That just sounds like bull****.

Anyhow, whatever. Im not a Liberal Democratic Socialist state.