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Offline Nuke

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on: December 22, 2004, 09:14:32 pm
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #1 on: December 22, 2004, 09:22:13 pm
:lol:

He forgot something:

"3 shakes is makin' sure, 4 shakes and you're playing with it."
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Blind people with them..."

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Offline Rictor

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Reply #2 on: December 22, 2004, 09:28:12 pm
Makes sense.
 

Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #3 on: December 22, 2004, 09:39:01 pm
Crude Nursery Rhyme

No matter how much you shake
No matter how much you dance
The last drop always lands in your pants
 

Offline Carl

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Reply #4 on: December 22, 2004, 09:45:11 pm
Dave Barry wrote a much more elaberate piece on urinal etiquette. it had graphs and everything.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #5 on: December 22, 2004, 09:45:35 pm
:lol:

Poor guy on the right is getting all the action
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Offline .::Tin Can::.

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Reply #6 on: December 22, 2004, 10:35:13 pm
Holy crap that was hillarious in its own way... :lol:
 

Offline Ace

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Reply #7 on: December 22, 2004, 10:46:25 pm
I can't believe how many old (over 30) people talk in the bathroom. Especially professors.

It's the golden rule: NO TALKING IN THE BATHROOM.

If you're in the middle of a conversation with someone and you both go to the bathroom, you try to give the conservation an intercession, then you start it up again when you've done your biological functions.
Ace
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Offline .::Tin Can::.

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Reply #8 on: December 22, 2004, 10:47:46 pm
Exactly how its done.
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #9 on: December 22, 2004, 10:51:46 pm
No more than 5 seconds in front of the mirror after washing your hands, any more and you're just a little too interested in your appearance, if you get my drift.
 

Offline Cabbie

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Reply #10 on: December 22, 2004, 11:10:22 pm
and folks please don't forget to wash your hands after doing your business :).
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #11 on: December 22, 2004, 11:12:56 pm
has anyone seen that video on urinal etiquette?  if not, i'll have to find it and post it
 

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Reply #12 on: December 23, 2004, 12:23:22 am
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Originally posted by Cabbie
and folks please don't forget to wash your hands after doing your business :).


Whatever for? Haven't you learned how to pee without peeing on your hands? You're how old? :wtf:



















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Offline Cabbie

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Reply #13 on: December 23, 2004, 12:27:21 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Whatever for? Haven't you learned how to pee without peeing on your hands? You're how old? :wtf:

;)
 


Oh so you don't wash your hands after you pee? I don't care if you carefully held yours during your business, I'm not shaking hands with you.   :D :D :D
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Offline Clave

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Reply #14 on: December 23, 2004, 07:29:52 am
Pretty funny, and entirely correct. :D
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #15 on: December 23, 2004, 05:45:23 pm
Washing your hands after you piss? Do you miss a lot or something? :wtf:
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Offline pyro-manic

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Reply #16 on: December 23, 2004, 06:00:09 pm
:lol:

Hammer Drill is quite funny as well - Car Rev Jerk is the best 'un...
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Offline Andreas

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Reply #17 on: December 24, 2004, 02:26:02 am
That site is so hilarious! :D
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #18 on: December 24, 2004, 02:33:31 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Washing your hands after you piss? Do you miss a lot or something? :wtf:


Do you want to shake a man's unwashed hand after he's been touching himself down there? :nervous:

Could be a fun way to get back at someone though. :drevil:

"Where the **** did this short black hair come from!?"
-C
 

Offline Cabbie

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Reply #19 on: December 24, 2004, 03:02:04 am
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon


Do you want to shake a man's unwashed hand after he's been touching himself down there? :nervous:

Could be a fun way to get back at someone though. :drevil:

"Where the **** did this short black hair come from!?"


Lol, what's that thread of curly hair stuck between your nailsl?

KT:

Did you read Sandwitch's reply and my reply to it? ;)
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