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Offline Shrike

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on: December 30, 2004, 06:00:20 pm
An adventurer is you!

An amusing and seriously messed up online RPG thingie.

If anyone joins up, drop me a line (My character is Shrike) and I should have some goodies to help you start off.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Falcon

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Reply #1 on: December 30, 2004, 06:15:07 pm
I joined up......

Im a sauceror or something like that.
Me name be Fa1c0nHLP
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #2 on: December 30, 2004, 06:25:55 pm
Curses.  Our clan needs a pastamancer.

I'm a saucerer, it's a real blast. :D
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Falcon

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Reply #3 on: December 30, 2004, 06:31:56 pm
Question: Is there a way you can heal yourself?
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #4 on: December 30, 2004, 06:37:15 pm
Use the campground
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline demon442

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Reply #5 on: December 30, 2004, 10:27:28 pm
Your pastamancer has arrived.  As soon as their done with maintenance.

'Names Demoninthewind
Can the reason that we fear the unknown be that we know ourselves too well?       -The Outer Limits

<*)}}}><  HAPPY FISHIE!!
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #6 on: December 31, 2004, 12:39:26 am
Shrike, sometimes I wonder about your mental health...
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Anaz

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Reply #7 on: December 31, 2004, 01:34:23 am
I am Anazeron the turtle tamer.
Arrr. I'm a pirate.

AotD, DatDB, TVWP, LM. Ph34r.

You WILL go to warpstorm...
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #8 on: December 31, 2004, 03:22:12 am
This game makes no sense to me.

Yeah, i'm "Stealth_HLP" the turtle tamer too :D  seemed like the coolest character ;)
 

Offline Ransom

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Reply #9 on: December 31, 2004, 03:39:50 am
I'm Twizzle McSnap, the disco bandit. The drawing for it was too hilarious to pass up.
 

Offline Genryu

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Reply #10 on: December 31, 2004, 05:09:43 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Shrike, sometimes I wonder about your mental health...


I think it's the mental health of everybody on this board we should worry about.....:shaking:
Man is making better fool proof machines everyday. Nature is making bigger fools everyday. So far, Nature is winning.
- Albert Einstein
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?"
- Gandhi
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #11 on: December 31, 2004, 07:45:52 am
<---- PenguinBomb

I'm a L1 Lemming Trampler, apparently.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #12 on: December 31, 2004, 07:47:27 am
aldo_14*,  turtle tamer.

Albeit it was a tough choice between that and disco bandit.

*boring, I know....but at least it's recognisable
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #13 on: December 31, 2004, 07:52:10 am
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You can't think of anything useful to do with the seal tooth, so you use it to poke yourself in the finger. It hurts a lot, and your finger doesn't work quite as well afterward.

You lose 1 Muscleboundness.

 You acquire an effect: Bloody Hand
(duration: 3 Adventures)
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #14 on: December 31, 2004, 08:03:53 am
The '40 adventures a day' limit is annoying, though.
 

Offline Thorn

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Reply #15 on: December 31, 2004, 08:07:44 am
Iverach - Disco Bandit
Level 2 Rythm Rogue
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #16 on: December 31, 2004, 02:52:07 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
The '40 adventures a day' limit is annoying, though.
Once you food and booze yourself up you can easily get over 100 a day.  I'll have to start sending you guys booze.
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Offline Falcon

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Reply #17 on: December 31, 2004, 03:27:29 pm
:yes:
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #18 on: December 31, 2004, 03:31:42 pm
Where/how do you get/make bloody beer?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Shrike

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Reply #19 on: December 31, 2004, 03:36:33 pm
I bought it.  You won't be able to access the mall until level 5.

I've got some Imp Ale if anyone wants it, I don't like drinking it cause it swaps my stats around but its perfect for the seal clubbers and turtle tamers.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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