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Offline an0n

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No, not 'weird ass facts'.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4134329.stm

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48. Margaret Roberts (later Thatcher) helped invent the chemical process that produces Mr Whippy ice cream.


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53. Phrase-turner extraordinaire Clive James says he originated the terms "underwhelmed" and "young fogey", but is yet to receive the recognition he deserves. He also says he's particularly proud of his description of the Conan the Barbarian-era Arnold Schwarzenegger as "a brown condom full of walnuts".


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60. The bookmakers William Hill loses 80,000 little pens a day - the sort used to fill out betting slips.


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67. It's 30 years since the world's first barcode was used. It was on a 10-pack of Wrigley's Juicy Fruit at a supermarket in Ohio. The gum is now an exhibit in the Smithsonian Museum in Washington DC.


And most notably:
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81 . When people are in love, weird things happen. Men get more female hormones, and women get more male. Scientist Donatella Marazziti says it's as if nature wants to eliminate what can be different in men and women, perhaps to help the mating process.


Which explains why I turn into an idiot around women!

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Offline Hippo

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pwned

glad i bought the uber widescreen one then ;)



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Offline Night Hammer

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Stop... Hammertime :hammer:

 

Offline Rictor

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5. 52% of households  have five or more remote controls.

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1. Street brawlers sometimes arm themselves with potato peelers, according to the Home Office, which wants to make them banned weapons.

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86. You can see the back of your own head in some parts of the universe as time and light are so curved. The universe is neither flat, nor football shaped - it looks like a flat-sided trumpet, German physicists believe.

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98. Lord Baden Powell wanted a section on the dangers of "self abuse" in his Scouting for Boys. His original manuscript read: "A very large number of the lunatics in our asylums have made themselves ill by indulging in this vice although at one time they were sensible cheery boys like you."

 

Offline Knight Templar

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We have 11 remote controls.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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28. The word "celeb" is not a recent invention - it was used in a letter to Woodrow Wilson in 1913. The word "sex", used to mean sexual intercourse, was first used in 1929.


So what was used before then?
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Celebrity.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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The word "sex", used to mean sexual intercourse, was first used in 1929.


So what was used before then?
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Offline an0n

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Intercourse and/or 'relations'.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Copulation, or UNHOLY FILTH, probably.

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Bonking.
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Offline Flipside

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'Married', probably.

 

Offline Rictor

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Originally posted by Knight Templar
We have 11 remote controls.


That's pathetic.

 

Offline Falcon

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4. Crows apparently like the taste of windscreen-wiper blades.


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68. Bill Clinton revealed in his autobiography that he didn't learn to ride a bike properly until he was 22.


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76. More than one billion birds crash into buildings in the US every year. Mirrored office blocks are a particular hazard.

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Rictor


That's pathetic.


We'd be hard pressed to find a reason for anymore...
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Offline Rictor

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See if you can find the one that switches off your latent homosexuality. Its probably under the couch somewhere, amidst crumbled nachos and loose change.

 

Offline Knight Templar

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.........:wtf:

Cat swallow all your Midol this morning?
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Offline vyper

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[q]Lord Baden Powell wanted a section on the dangers of "self abuse" in his Scouting for Boys. His original manuscript read: "A very large number of the lunatics in our asylums have made themselves ill by indulging in this vice although at one time they were sensible cheery boys like you."
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Originally posted by an0n
Which explains why I turn into an idiot around women!

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