[Nico]

http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fl20041212x1.htm

Aren't we happy being french, my preeeeecious?
-Oh yes, we are!

[Tiara]

Do we care, my preeeeeecious?
- No, we don't.

[Flipside]

LOL

Well, so let's get this straight, husbands are complaining that wives aren't giving them sex, wives are complaining that husbands aren't giving them sex.

So much for the age of communication

[Taristin]

Until dearth do us part

Dearth of the libido?

[Nico]

Originally posted by Tiara
Do we care, my preeeeeecious?
- No, we don't.

Pah, can't take a funny subject for a change? Fine, I leave you to politics and death tolls

[Carl]

a simple chain of cause and effect finds the cause and solution quickly.

women aren't getting enough sex.

women also have this notion that one they're married they can "let themselves go" because they no longer need to attract a mate by staying fit and trim, since they already have one. but guess what? a husband isn't a mindless sex zombie! if he isn't attracted to you, he won't want to have sex. the simple solution: act like your still trying to attract a mate, because *gasp* you are! so stay fit, keep doing your polaties or whatever, don't eat a box of donuts for lunch, and just keep doing what you were doing when we were dating! the wedding is not the end boss, for goodness sakes!

---rant over---

[Flipside]

Maybe they get dissapointed when they find out that men have testicles, not tentacles?

[Tiara]

Originally posted by Nico


Pah, can't take a funny subject for a change? Fine, I leave you to politics and death tolls

He knows no sarcasm... We know better, don't we preeeeeecious?
- Yes we do.

[Nico]

Well, even if you say so, I can't see where it's targeted
That or you try to cover for something

Bah, anyway, holidays are over for me. Been fun, but now it's exams, so I say goodbye again. I'll see if I can post once in a while

[Unknown Target]

God I'm glad I'm not Japanese. Small penises (supposadly! I'm not saying this is a fact! lol), sexless marriages, and funny woman leg-pillows

[Kazan]

from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average

[Taristin]

Conducted a survey, did you, Kaz?

[Janos]

Originally posted by Kazan
from a purely stastical standpoint japanese men DO have smaller penii on average

they smell of prawns and THAT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE

[Tiara]

Originally posted by Kazan
...penii...

Ok Kazan, with certain things you don't have to sound smart.

[Night Hammer]

japanese are just little people, i wouldnt expect them to have large.....penii

[Unknown Target]

Sounds like a snack food...


All new fat free PENII! Get yourself a bag today!

And that sucks for Japanese men (and women).

[Ghostavo]

Originally posted by Unknown Target
And that sucks for Japanese men (and women).

I think that's the problem... they don't...

[Taristin]

I'm reminded of a sailor's proverb...

"It's not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean..."

[Genryu]

Girl friend of staying at my appartment, (and get your mind out of the gutter ) said something like that : "love makes people blid, and marriage cures that".
hey, Mrs T, seeing you're one of the rare people on this board married, think this is true ?

[Ford Prefect]

With its emphasis on sex involving penetration, she believes this reduces the universe of human sexuality to just one kind of event, with anything else deemed an irrelevance or aberration.

The alternative being....?

Maybe Japan will become the first fellatio-based society.