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Offline Cabbie

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To think that Japan has one of the world's biggest sex industry with the weirdest and strangest porn around...

 

Offline Ghostavo

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Originally posted by Kazan


wrong

you do find it in the dictionary


:wtf:

Show me one dictionary

Oh, by the way

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penii
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

Finding sources for arguments about this is... weird... :blah:
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Offline Flipside

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I always thought the plural of Penis was Government...

 

Offline Stealth

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Originally posted by Janos


they smell of prawns and THAT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE


the Japanese?  or their penises?

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Either way it's damn scary :D

 

Offline übermetroid

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heheheh...  My wife and I bond like crazy...  :D  (thought we have only been married for like 6 months now..)
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Offline Corsair

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Okay, the link to the wikipedia was just plain too much... :nervous:
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Offline Flipside

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From the Wiki....

Penis Size Chart (I've removed the link for the more 'sensitive' of members (no pun intended) (actual-size chart suitable for printing out and comparing)

:wtf:

 

Offline Kamikaze

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Meh, modern Japan blows. Or not, depending on how you look at it.
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I always thought the plural of Penis was Government...

See, now THAT[/u] is sig-worthy.
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Maybe they get dissapointed when they find out that men have testicles, not tentacles?
Ha, speak for yourself.
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Damn - Wikipaedia kicks arse.

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Offline Flipside

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Watch out for those Clams! ;)

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Wikipaedia
 


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Offline Tiara

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This thread most definately ranks amongst the weirdest ones ever. :D
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Offline Black Wolf

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:ha:


Meh. Couldn't be bothered opening character map and looking for æ.

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Offline Taristin

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Imagnie if humans had prehensile genitalia...?  An entirely new world of smut. :p
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Offline Vertigo1

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Originally posted by Cabbie
To think that Japan has one of the world's biggest sex industry with the weirdest and strangest porn around...


Not to mention that until late 2002 they had the lowest age of consent on the planet. (12)  Now its 16/18 according to ageofconsent.com.
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Offline Kosh

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women also have this notion that one they're married they can "let themselves go" because they no longer need to attract a mate by staying fit and trim, since they already have one. but guess what? a husband isn't a mindless sex zombie! if he isn't attracted to you, he won't want to have sex.



But the same also applies with men not staying in shape (or at least attempting to keep their beer bellies under control). Maarage should be a two way street.
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Offline vyper

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Then again we're more likely to do so thanks to modern food staples.

I'd start walking to the shops every morning but well... it's glasgow and it's pissing down.
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