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Offline Knight Templar

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Offline BlackDove

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But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust.

So, teens, the next time you strip down for sex, remember the TechnicalVirgin motto — "Everything Butt!"


Holy ****, are you kidding me?

 

Offline aldo_14

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:lol:

BD; read the FAQ

[q]Are you really encouraging teenagers to engage in anal sex?
No, of course not. Our "Public Service Announcement" is very obviously a parody of "teen abstinence" PSAs, and this site is a parody of "teen abstinence" sites. We feel that the entire abstinence approach to teen sexuality is unrealistic and misguided, and this site is our response to that. We believe that if the current abstinence movement continues to preach total abstinence, it will send the message that only heterosexual vaginal intercourse is "real sex," and that other types of sexual behavior are not "really sex." In that sense, Technical Virgin is intended as a sort of cautionary example.

So what do you really think of anal sex?
It's lots of fun. ... Seriously, Anal sex is very, very risky, far more so than vaginal intercourse. Because anal tissues tear easily, anal sex is a major transmission vector for the HIV/AIDS virus, hepatitis, and other sexually transmitted and blood-borne diseases. Anyone participating in anal sex should use safe-sex techniques, including condoms and plenty of water-based lubricant. Condoms containing spermicides should not be used, as they can inflame rectal tissues. Also, oil-based lubricants should be avoided because they make condoms more likely to break.

Is the girl in the video really a teenager?
Only her hairdresser knows for certain. All we'll say is that she is at least 18 years of age.

Can you tell me where/how to get anal sex?
No.
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Offline BlackDove

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Oh.....thank god.

I was already thinking I'd have to purge the entire continent with a flame thrower if ideas like those are allowed to exist.

Phiew.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Give it 5 years or so.....you'll have the 'stretched ring thing' soon enough.

 

Offline Cabbie

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Argh the site seems a bit slow. Their servers having hiccups?


PS. Er, Everything Butt?  Heh, "Butt sex" (sorry can't resist) :p

 

Offline Clave

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:lol: That is funny!
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Offline an0n

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Originally posted by BD
Oh.....thank god.

I was already thinking I'd have to purge the entire continent with a flame thrower if ideas like those are allowed to exist.

Phiew.


.......:wtf:

Brazil.
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