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Offline Drew

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on: January 13, 2005, 09:10:41 pm
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #1 on: January 13, 2005, 09:13:41 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #2 on: January 13, 2005, 09:13:48 pm
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes. That, and wow. Just wow.
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #3 on: January 13, 2005, 09:15:17 pm
Heh-heh...
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Taristin

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Reply #4 on: January 13, 2005, 09:25:40 pm
...wait. There really are chemicals in production that will make people irresistable to eachother?  And all this time I thought Spanish Fly was a scam... :p
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #5 on: January 13, 2005, 09:27:03 pm
OK, uhm...yeah, ok.

wow, no comment.
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #6 on: January 13, 2005, 09:26:47 pm
make love not war?

and i believe alcohol in high doses replicates this behavior.
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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #7 on: January 13, 2005, 09:35:06 pm
I...am ashamed of my government :wtf:
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Offline Taristin

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Reply #8 on: January 13, 2005, 09:36:42 pm
...:wtf:

It takes this to make you ashamed of it? What about the countless other f*ckups it made?
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Offline redsniper

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Reply #9 on: January 13, 2005, 09:37:03 pm
and what if you had one go off while it was still in your territory? You and all your troops would be having a gang bang while the enemy died of laughter.
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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #10 on: January 13, 2005, 09:49:00 pm
Well, there's ashamed, and theres ashamed. I'm ashamed of this, and ashamed of everything else they screw up.
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Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #11 on: January 13, 2005, 09:51:02 pm
omfg
  

Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #12 on: January 13, 2005, 09:55:22 pm
Imagine if we had a world war using megaton sex bombs. It would end all wars!
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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #13 on: January 13, 2005, 09:57:58 pm
What if you were in a room full of guys when it happened? I could see that starting a couple more wars...
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Offline Drew

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Reply #14 on: January 13, 2005, 10:27:58 pm
hey, if they dropped it on our own troops it might get me to enlist.  then even ill be beggin for women on the front lines
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Offline Cabbie

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Reply #15 on: January 13, 2005, 10:33:23 pm
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Imagine if we had a world war using megaton sex bombs. It would end all wars!


Not to mention an increase in population.
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #16 on: January 13, 2005, 11:00:31 pm
:lol:
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Offline phreak

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Reply #17 on: January 13, 2005, 11:02:29 pm
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Originally posted by Cabbie


Not to mention an increase in population.


ill tend to disagree:

'The weapon's developers said homosexual behaviour among troops would deal a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.'
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #18 on: January 13, 2005, 11:30:12 pm
Thats assuming that all of the troops would be male. ;)

At any rate, the United States would become the first country to develop a weapon of mass fornification. :D :lol:
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #19 on: January 13, 2005, 11:42:19 pm
hey, homosexual armies worked for Alexander, so why not. You'de tend to fight better knowing you have your lover by your side.

;7 ;7
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