Most of my craziness if short stuff:
I walked past Zoe while she was stroking Chris' hair and said: "Try about 3ft lower, love".
I walked up to Zoe, saw she was wearing a really low-cut top with her awesome boobs hanging out and said: "Hey, nice tits!"
Me and some buddies took a 15 mile drive out to Richmond at about 2am, drunk off our asses, screaming down the country lanes at 100mph with Living On A Prayer blasting outta the car - just so Bob could leave a love letter on Zoes doorstep.
Me and two guys were walking home after drinking all day and decided to steal a swing outta someones front garden.
A few times at school I'd sit with some guys in detention in the science labs on the top floor and throw glass beakers down onto the passing children.
I set fire to the back of the science lab using some empty crisp packets, a whole can of hairspray and a lighter.
I covered an entire classroom in fire-extinguisher goo.
I once tried to beat someone up for snapping my set-square.
I set fire to a sleeping kids head. Took off his eyebrows and a chunk of his hair. Then later me and Smithy set fire to his trousers and threw them off the balcony. Then we kicked him outta the room at like 2am.
I remember something about threatening a preacher with a knife....I think.
Posted half-naked pictures of my sister and her friend on the internet.
Installed BO2K on all the school computers.
Printed out 300 pages of hardcore pornography on some random persons computer during IT.
Spent a whole day knocking on my classmates hotel room doors, waiting for them to answer then quickly flame-throwering them. The ones who got smart and didn't answer always pushed themselves up against the door, so I started spraying the fire through the keyhole to get them.
I gave a kid 4 years younger than me 2 black-eyes using only an empty plastic Coke bottle.
I got drunk and picked a fight with like 8 guys. Ended up with 2 black eyes for my trouble.
Some kid called me a retard as a dare, then walked off. So when he came walking back past me I grabbed him by the throat and slammed his head into a brick wall. He ran off crying. Five minutes later the bell goes to call everyone into school and I walk past this kid. All of a sudden I'm getting beaten with a tennis racket, I've got a kid on my back and one punching me in the stomach. Sufficed to say I left the encounter with the tennis racket and left the kids crying.
There's more, but I can't remember it all right now.