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Offline Taristin

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on: January 19, 2005, 02:02:11 pm
Just got this one, entitled: "Hello Darling"

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I don't usually do this but, how would you like to keep me some company?
My Sack of **** husband  is working all day and I need a man in these hard times of life.

Safe way to contact me: You should have known better than to keep the link intact, dude. // Sandwich


Sincerely Yours,
Megan a






:lol:

I'm tempted to forward it to...someone... :lol:
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #1 on: January 19, 2005, 02:11:26 pm
Forward it to me! Forward it to me!
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #2 on: January 19, 2005, 03:06:17 pm
*ahem*
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Liberator

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Reply #3 on: January 19, 2005, 03:55:01 pm
Shoulda locked it sandy, it's spam.

That said, What the hell kinda mailing list you on, Raa?  All I ever get is stuff wanting me to join this consumer testing group(and get a free laptop) or refinance my mortgage.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Night Hammer

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Reply #4 on: January 19, 2005, 04:16:19 pm
haha, niceone Raa :lol:
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #5 on: January 19, 2005, 08:21:18 pm
Didn't even think someone'd be stupid enough to click the link...

And I honestly have no idea where they got my email from...
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #6 on: January 20, 2005, 12:44:33 am
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Originally posted by Raa
Didn't even think someone'd be stupid enough to click the link...

And I honestly have no idea where they got my email from...


It's not "stupid" we're concerned about - it's "young".

And Lib... you're quite right.
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
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