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Offline an0n

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Offline FireCrack

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Offline Rictor

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Originally posted by an0n
     I just found a [Japanese man holding iced tea] in my pocket.

    I don't know where it came from.

    It's a [Japanese man holding iced tea], so it's nothing sinister. Looks fairly fresh. No stains or marks. Smells good.

    And it's not just in any pocket, it's in the left pocket of my dressing gown.

    Very strange.

    Carry on.


:lol: :lol:

 

Offline Gortef

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:lol:

Hey if you have the only cookie producing bath robe in the world then you should be happy. Study it, patent it and make millions.
Habeeb it...

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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There was a Farscape episode like that once...there was some sort of cloth that transformed into pure water.

Perhaps your bathrobe creates pure cookies? :p
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Offline vyper

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Offline Tiara

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'Biscuits' are a myth. they do not exist. Only cookies exist.

ALL HAIL THE COOKIE!

:p
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Offline vyper

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Hush silly lass.
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Offline Singh

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Originally posted by Tiara
'Biscuits' are a myth. they do not exist. Only cookies exist.

ALL HAIL THE COOKIE!

:p


ALL HAIL THE errr.....THE COOKIE MONSTER!!

ARRRGH!!! All your cookies belong to us! :P
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Offline Clave

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I have Jaffa Cakes :ha:
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Offline Falcon

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Originally posted by Singh


ALL HAIL THE errr.....THE COOKIE MONSTER!!

ARRRGH!!! All your cookies belong to us! :P


What you say!

Plus it's: All your cookies ARE belong to us :p

*has some Shivan Tea with small Vasudan-shaped crackers* ;)

 

Offline aldo_14

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Rich Tea...****ing useless one dips.  Try and dip one in yer tea, and half falls off - you finish with a mushy crust on the bottom of the mug.

Now, a hob-nob - that's a proper dunking biscuit.  That's a mans dunking biscuit.

I wonder who will realise where I ripped that off from......

 

Offline Flipside

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LOL Hob Nobs with chocolate topping are good.

Butter Crunch are the bestest dunking biscuits, but they also can have a digestive-like ability to fall apart if you time things wrong :(

 
So what, you found a biscuit in your pocket.

Was it already moldering? If it was, did you eat from it? If so, that might explain alot.:p

 

Offline Lynx

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What_the_phuck?????

I made the post above, but it says it's from Nomad Wanderer?

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Offline Flipside

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:wtf: Ok, that's pretty wierd...

 

Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Clave
I have Jaffa Cakes :ha:

Jaffa COOKIES[/u], damnit!

*beats the crap out of Anubis*

"If you think that was funny, creating blasphemous cakes, try it again and i'll rip your non-corporeal head of your non-corporeal body and present it to the one TRUE God! Systemlord Cookie!"

:p
« Last Edit: January 22, 2005, 12:35:47 pm by 847 »
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Flipside
LOL Hob Nobs with chocolate topping are good.

Butter Crunch are the bestest dunking biscuits, but they also can have a digestive-like ability to fall apart if you time things wrong :(


Ah, well you can't trust digestive biscuits anyways - they were developed as a cure for constipation.

Now, me, I like to go for the exotic options; chunky Kit-Kats are good for black coffee, and choc-chip cookies (the proper soft ones, not that hard ****e) are also useful.  Custard creams are surprisingly good, too; although I've not tried the bourbon variety.

Or, in fact, wagon wheels.  I think Wagon Wheels are work investiagting, provided yu can get them in the cup.

I do know of one person who used to dip buttered toast in their tea, though..........

 

Offline Ransom

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I found one of those bike reflector thingies in my pocket once.

I don't have a bike. Or anything else it could have come from. It sits on a desk in the basement, now. I'm afraid to go near it.

 

Offline Flipside

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It happens, usually in the form of radiator keys, paperclips and Post-It note holders. The universe obviously has plans far more complex than the simple hydrogen atom ;)