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Offline Drew

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saturday 8:00 am
for some stupid reason i go to one of their monthly breakfasts.  im vice chairman of the young republicans in my area so breakfast was $3 for the ****tiest crap iv ever eaten.  there was a sonic drive in across the street i coulda gotten a half decent breakfast sandwich. anyway im sitting with the two biggest dumbasses ever and at 8 am dumbasses are just what you need to turn boring **** into less boring ****.  so the old people are all talking about how its awesome that Republicans hold Atlanta and how much awesome stuff is gonna happen.  

With my tax dollars.  the new Republican slogan should be, smaller government through better programs.   There trying to convince me im happy because the state is funding another gawd awfull tech school that churns out plumbers and electricians.  

So the Department of Transportation chairman speaks.   Hes all like " Georgia needs 56 billion dollars for the road work that it wants, but we only make about 5 billion a year, and one more cent would give us an extra 70 million a year."  given the Rebublicans track record, they will have no problems raising taxes.  But they dont call it a tax, they call it a user fee or a toll road.  Im not stupid and when "georgia needs money" + "we dont have enough" are mentioned, it can only mean higher taxes.

So i stick it to em.  I ask the dude in front of about a hundred Republicans,  "would you raise taxes to get that extra one cent"  and the dudes like "No, that would be political suicide, but you might see some toll roads and user fees"   Another person asks, " Whats the difference bettween a user fee and a tax?"    and a person in the back shouts "Nothing"

Department of transportation chairman studders.  So im like your gonna say you wont raise taxes, but only raise them under a different name.



Dirty, lying, bastards.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Politics is a beautiful art.

Hahahaha.

Sorry I can't even type that without including virtual laughter.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Yep. That's politics for ya.
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Offline aldo_14

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Wo, you must have been naive beforehand...........

  

Offline Nico

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So, you're the vice chairman of the young republicans in your area and you hate them. Interesting.
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Rictor

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shhh, keep it down!
You'll blow his cover.

 
Surely you're not lumping in all republicans with these sleazy spin-merchants. The majority of true conservatives stand for lower taxes and greater freedoms.

 

Offline Nico

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Yeah, all those who don't start a politic career.
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Offline Janos

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I am anxiously awaiting the internal breakdown of current US Republican party into at least
1) Fiscally conservative, socially more liberal state-rights driven republicans
2) Christian neocons
3) dunno

Same with the Democrats:
1) More leftist federalist liberal wing
2) Centrists (mix between R1 and D1)

Seriously, I find it repulsive that US is stuck with inane two-party system, where one party either has all power or none (save those situations where they can just stall the government/senate/congress with stupid filibustery^2). Also, even as I hate the current administration, the Democrats seem to be pretty worthless and unable to do anything at all.
lol wtf

 
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. . . they dont call it a tax, they call it a user fee or a toll road . . .


Unless I've gone completely doolally over here, a tax is different to a user fee. A tax will hit everyone (even if they don't use the toll road) where as a user fee will only hit those who do.

Besides, isn't it better to pay higher taxes and get better a service? Would you make a chair out of rotten wood because that was the cheapest material?

 

Offline Fergus

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"I hate republicans"
Hmm, well, I could say I told you so.  But that would just be a horrible cliche.
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Offline an0n

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This is precisely why, after my bloodless (relatively speaking) coup, all politicians will be butchered horribly.
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Offline Genryu

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Bloodless meaning there's only you who don't bleed, i guess...
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Offline an0n

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No. Bloodless as in 'I'll poison everyone'.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline vyper

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What if they cough up blood?
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Offline an0n

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That's why it's not totally bloodless.

Plus, I'm only half-counting the blood of their first-born, who would - of course - be butchered horribly when anyone stood against me.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Goober5000

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Originally posted by SadisticSid
Surely you're not lumping in all republicans with these sleazy spin-merchants. The majority of true conservatives stand for lower taxes and greater freedoms.
Unfortunately the words "conservative" and "Republican" no longer seem to be synonymous nowadays. :sigh:

@an0n: Seems to me that butchering all the politicians afterward would negate the bloodlessness anyway. ;)

 

Offline an0n

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Yeah, but it's all about campaign promises.

"I promise not to butcher anyone to secure my powerbase"
*kills everyone butcherlessly*
"See?"
*kills everyone butcherously to secure national security*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Rictor

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what Janos said. The ideal would be D2.

 

Offline Janos

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what Janos said. The ideal would be D2.


I'm a social democrat, but that form of government policy would propably have quite a few problems in country like USA.

Scandinavian model for me all the way.
lol wtf