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Offline Sandwich

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on: January 31, 2005, 04:22:48 pm
These are actually pretty darn funny (if a bit hard to read - darn the small size).

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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #1 on: January 31, 2005, 04:30:10 pm
Noah : 'God said 'No' to the Whack-A-Mole'

:lol:
 

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Reply #2 on: January 31, 2005, 04:35:52 pm
:lol:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

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Reply #3 on: January 31, 2005, 04:41:12 pm
"Though you walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death...Rod and his staff will comfort you!"

Bwahahaha
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

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Reply #4 on: January 31, 2005, 04:52:26 pm
"What would I do?"
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

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Reply #5 on: January 31, 2005, 06:50:56 pm
Warpstorm  Bringing Disorder to Chaos, And Eventually We'll Get It Right.

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I know there is a method, but all I see is madness.
 

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Reply #6 on: January 31, 2005, 06:59:44 pm
ROFLMAO!!!

 

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Reply #7 on: February 01, 2005, 12:00:57 am
Heh - this one's for Goob!

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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #8 on: February 01, 2005, 12:02:41 am
:lol:
Hell has no fury like an0n...
killing threads is...well, what i do best.
 

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Reply #9 on: February 01, 2005, 12:32:38 am
:wakka:
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:
 

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Reply #10 on: February 01, 2005, 12:54:59 am
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Stop... Hammertime :hammer:
 

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Reply #11 on: February 01, 2005, 01:53:38 am
@Sandwich: I have only one response to that:

"That is something up with which I will not put." -- Winston Churchill

:p
 

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Reply #12 on: February 01, 2005, 09:44:32 am
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Originally posted by Goober5000
"That is something up with which I will not put." -- Winston Churchill


*chokes* Tell me that's not proper.
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #13 on: February 01, 2005, 11:15:43 am
I think the original phrase (which was meant to be sarcastic) was something like this:

After receiving a Minute issued by a priggish civil servant, objecting to the ending of a sentence with a preposition and the use of a dangling participle in official documents, Churchill red pencilled in the margin: "This is the sort of pedantry up with which I will not put."
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