[Dark_4ce]

This is quite shocking. The trailer for Herr Boll's next film is already out! This time his rape victim of the game franchise is BLOODRAYNE. To be honest it looks a tad better than the Alone in the Dark trailer, since it keeps it consistant. But still. It looks like crap. I mean ****, this guy is pumping them out like popcorn. No wonder the film companies love him. He makes crap movies really fast, of good franchises, that will no doubt bring in a profit on the first day or so.  Uuuugh... I had such high hopes for this guy. But he turned out to be... Worse than Anderson.

Bloodrayne the trailer

[Carl]

It's a fad. eventually game based movies will die out.

[mitac]

Huh, a Far Cry movie's in the making as well. Didn't know that.

[Carl]

there are liternally about a dozen games being made into movies as of this date.

[Ghostavo]

I would find this surprising if the game itself wasn't a big piece of sh*t.

*sees trailer*

If this turns out to be worse...

*shudders*

[Clave]

What's your problem?  

It does exactly what it says on the tin - like it or leave it...

I might buy the DVD just out of curiosity some time in the distant future

[Dark_4ce]

I shall coin the term Gamesploitation. Wherein a director uses the exploits of a particular game to promote his own crappy film, not allowing for anything original to be made.

[WeatherOp]

Also read on Game Spot that a Rainbow Six, Metriod and Spy Hunter movies are in planning.

[Taristin]

Where's the Sonic the Hedgehog movie?

[Janos]

Originally posted by WeatherOp
Also read on Game Spot that a Rainbow Six, Metriod and Spy Hunter movies are in planning.

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six was the reason I started to hate and detest that man. It was a complete piece of ****.

THE TERRORIST'S HEAD EXPLODED LIKE A RIPE MELON AS HE PULLED THE TRIGGER OF HIS M82A4 12,7mm BARRETT HIGH-PRECISION - originally an anti-materiel rifle designed to pentetrate the light armoury of BTR- and BMP/BMD variants that Soviet Unions mechanized infantry units belonging to Moscow Distr

Ugh. I am anxiously waiting for Civilization game.
"This decade we inveted slood!" Cue dramatic music.

[mitac]

Originally posted by Janos

"This decade we inveted slood!" Cue dramatic music.

Now that's an interesting story for a series. "Watch again next week, as the Romans complete the Manhatten Project".

[Janos]

Originally posted by mitac


Now that's an interesting story for a series. "Watch again next week, as the Romans complete the Manhatten Project".

"Prime Minister! The Ethiopians have requested an emissary, what should we do?"
"Ask them for literature and 123456789 gold per turn for communications with Americans you know what"

MYSTERY

[Flipside]

Well, it was like the whole decision that the Doom movie should have nothing to with Hell, isn't that like deciding to do an Alladin movie whilst removing the genie?

[Dark_4ce]

Yeah. And most of Arabia as well.

[Triple Ace]

I hope the guy doing the Doom movie rots in hell.

[Dark_4ce]

Yeah, then he'd atleast get the idea.

[Ransom]

Eh. It looks no worse than the game.

[Liberator]

My question is how wasted Ben Kingsley was when he agreed to make this movie?

[Dunbar]

Originally posted by Dark_4ce
I shall coin the term Gamesploitation. Wherein a director uses the exploits of a particular game to promote his own crappy film, not allowing for anything original to be made.

Not a director.  His name is Uwe Boll.  He must be stopped.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/

[Deepblue]

Oh... my... god.

Stop the humanity.

I really hope this guy doesn't go after the rights to do a Halo movie...