[WMCoolmon]

Subject: Hi sweetheart
From: netscape.net

Wanted to interest you in keeping me some company.
My Asshole Husband works night shifts, which makes me very lonely at night

What should I do? I don't want to hurt its feelings.

[Taristin]

I got one of those. Sarny locked my thread.

[Grey Wolf]

I'd say go for a grammar and spelling critique. Websites really love that sort of attention...

[phatosealpha]

RUN AWAY!  AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

I've seen it happen before.  First the machine just doesn't like it's husband.  Then it starts looking for hot young guys, but it can't help but see all the flaw of the husband in the young hottie too, so now it starts hating all men.  Then all mankind.

Next thing you know it's WW3 and it's sending terminators back in time to kill you before you were even born.

[delta_7890]

LOL!

[Rictor]

I say get it while the going's good. But remember: be safe and use a proper firewall.

[Corsair]

Raa, your thread got locked because you'd posted a link along with it. And I agree with Rictor.

[Taristin]

Err. No. My post got editted because I posted the link.

The thread got locked because Lib bithed that the thread is spam...

[icespeed]

netscape.net? sounds up there with sxy_grrl, lil_princess69 and hot_summer_qt.

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by Rictor
I say get it while the going's good. But remember: be safe and use a proper firewall.

lol

It turned out it only wanted me for cookies. I guess I'm just not into being cookie-nookied by strange websites.

Now that a precedent's been set, though, I figure I can press charges. Who's in?

[SKYNET-011]

*raises hand*

[BlackDove]

Originally posted by icespeed
lil_princess69