[phreak]

and its only february

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20050208/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc

[Jetmech Jr.]

nnngh!

[Taristin]

Stupid stupid people.

[InfernoGod]

As my friend I just told on AIM simply put it...

holy ****!

Man...people are ****ed. I mean, first they want to start a new alliance in Polaris and overthrow the GTVA and create an alliance with the Shivans, now they cut their testicles off. What's next, the SCP creating a doomsday weapon?

[Taristin]

Err. I think it's high time that you and Kie step away from the PC's and get some fresh air... go to the big room with the blue ceiling, and that insanely bright ceiling lamp...

[WeatherOp]

HLP has allready made a doomsday weapon, it's called the "n00b".


*EDIT" Huh? I posted after Raa.

[InfernoGod]

Oh no! The forums are becoming aware! It's Terminator all over again! *big Sathanas flies over head and destroys the US*
AH!!!!!!!

[Corsair]

What... the... hell?!?!?

[MatthewPapa]

omfg

[phatosealpha]

Aw, and it doesn't even say what his Blood alchohol content was.

I figure you gotta be really, really drunk to walk back to the bar after that.

[Flipside]

How much lager do you think you have to drink to not only say that you are going to cut your testes off, but actually go home and do it??

Nyug....

[Falcon]

*is building an underground bomber shelter because world is being taken over by stupid people*

[Ford Prefect]

OUCH!

[Taristin]

This thread makes me queezy.
Which is odd, since very little does. I guess it's a little too close to home, though.

[phreak]

Originally posted by Flipside
How much lager do you think you have to drink to not only say that you are going to cut your testes off, but actually go home and do it??

Nyug....

and then go back to the bar and show people you actually did it

[Drew]

you know he wasnt getting any

[Night Hammer]

i like my testacles way too much for that

[Rictor]

social club? Since when are pubs called social clubs? Trying to make it sound like a sophisticated place as opposed to, well, a meeting place for people such as this fine young man.

[WMCoolmon]

First reaction:
What...in...hell...

Next reaction:
What...in...hell...

[Swamp_Thing]

I believe the doctors will soon find he is a "nutter", a complete "nut" job!