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Offline Woolie Wool

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Funny ship names
on: February 09, 2005, 03:14:46 pm
Come up with any really funny ship names, for a DEM-style campaign or something like that. If it's funny, list it here.

I'll start off with:

Repetition
Ignominious
Mutilation
Infinitesimal
Humiliator
Harridan
Offender
Devastated
Hermaphroditus
Nut (as in the Vasudan goddess)
Incompetent
Perpetrator
For Great Justice
Resistance is Futile
« Last Edit: February 09, 2005, 03:17:34 pm by 1099 »
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
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Offline kv1at3485

Funny ship names
Reply #1 on: February 09, 2005, 03:37:06 pm
Myxomatosis
 

Offline TrashMan

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Funny ship names
Reply #2 on: February 09, 2005, 03:45:13 pm
Hemeroid
Hepatitis
Penetrator
Collateral Damage
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #3 on: February 09, 2005, 03:58:17 pm
I already listed Perpetrator.

Just as a side comment, a couple good jokes could be made with the name Pollux:

"This is the GTCv Pollux. Stand down and surrender or we will open fire!"

"Negative, GTCV Bollocks, we wi--"

"It's 'Pollux', you idiot! Pollux! You will die for that! Gunnery control, fire at will!"
« Last Edit: February 09, 2005, 04:05:44 pm by 1099 »
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline InfernoGod

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Reply #4 on: February 09, 2005, 03:57:08 pm
an0n :D
This...is in the wrong place. Stupid forums.
 

Offline Jal-18

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Reply #5 on: February 09, 2005, 04:21:30 pm
GTCV Suicidal Insanity (hehehe) ;)
 

Offline InfernoGod

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Reply #6 on: February 09, 2005, 04:30:38 pm
GTVA Colossus! HAHAHA! Who would be dumb enough to name a ship that?! :rolleyes:
 

Offline Axem

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Reply #7 on: February 09, 2005, 05:45:55 pm
ATVG Dyslexic
 

Offline Ghostavo

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Reply #8 on: February 09, 2005, 06:04:34 pm
GTD Epilepsy

:D
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...
 

Offline Aspa

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Reply #9 on: February 09, 2005, 06:20:51 pm
Phear the GTC Septicum.
 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Reply #10 on: February 09, 2005, 09:22:56 pm
GTDr Master Bait

Dr stands for drone.
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #11 on: February 09, 2005, 09:32:13 pm
Not really funny names, so much as an excuse to be immature... :doubt:

Like any of you need an excuse for that, though. :p
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #12 on: February 10, 2005, 12:57:40 am
Plus, they lose any and all funny when you ask for / post them in the forum.
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Offline Gloriano

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Reply #13 on: February 10, 2005, 02:14:42 am
Uranus...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline mitac

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Reply #14 on: February 10, 2005, 04:06:58 am
Quote
Originally posted by Axem
ATVG Dyslexic


:lol:
marcet sine adversario virtus.
 

Offline Mr_Maniac

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Reply #15 on: February 10, 2005, 05:32:11 am
GTD Megalomaniac

Copyright (c) 2005 by Mr_Maniac
All rights reserved

;)
 

Offline TrashMan

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Reply #16 on: February 10, 2005, 08:31:10 am
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
I already listed Perpetrator.

Just as a side comment, a couple good jokes could be made with the name Pollux:

"This is the GTCv Pollux. Stand down and surrender or we will open fire!"

"Negative, GTCV Bollocks, we wi--"

"It's 'Pollux', you idiot! Pollux! You will die for that! Gunnery control, fire at will!"


LOL.. good one.. someone should do that in a DEM like campaign

and I written PENETRATOR!

anway..

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Self Destructor
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Fruitcake
W'R Ins'Ane
Mi By'tch
Scarlet Punpernickle
SJ Micheal Jackson
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Fergus

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Reply #17 on: February 10, 2005, 10:22:04 am
GTD Reliable  (one that gets blown up)
Generic signature quote blabber
 

Offline Carl

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Reply #18 on: February 10, 2005, 10:19:48 am
The GTC Archiac (Fenris class)
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Reply #19 on: February 10, 2005, 07:30:08 pm
GTD Relentless
(fires one BFGreen beam and leaves when the enemy fires a S-Weak-AAA at it)
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