Author Topic: And on the subject of testicles.......... (Read 2123 times)

aldo_14 · **on:** February 10, 2005, 02:09:00 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Ouch

Dark_4ce · **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2005, 02:12:22 pm

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

She ripped his damn testicle off and tried to swallow it!!!!!!!

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vyper · **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2005, 02:20:40 pm

I bet he'll never tell a girl to eat him again...

Ford Prefect · **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2005, 02:29:36 pm

I'm beginning to think that widespread incidents of testicular trauma are the first sign of the Apocolypse.

Taristin · **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:03:35 pm

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, and

All at once.

Flipside · **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:17:11 pm

Why is this happening here

Remind me never to annoy Sharon

Getter Robo G · **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:26:57 pm

"I challenge myself to understand why I did that" - oh really?

Here's a suggestion lady... Cause you're a PSYCHO!!!! ?

Anyway that's bad but what about the guy in scotland (I think) who made teh boast if his team loses he would cut off his balls.

His team lost so he chopped them off and went to the pub and displayed them, now he's in the hospital in critical condition..

Ok kiddies I think we need like an eleventh commandment, "Thou shall NOT hurt the Pee Pee!"

Rictor · **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:30:34 pm

Pulled them off!?

She must be one crazy *****, and strong too.

Taristin · **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:38:56 pm

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Originally posted by Flipside
Why is this happening here

And just what is that supposed to mean?

Like you don't have a large portion of nutjobs in your coutry.

They're just more vocal here...

aldo_14 · **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:48:58 pm

Normally it's the cold that removes our testicles, though.

vyper · **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:54:21 pm

It seems most Scotsmen lose their testicals many times a winter. We seem to regain them almost immediately.

Falcon · **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2005, 04:16:57 pm

That story:

Andreas · **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2005, 04:17:28 pm

Don't post these damn things here anymore!

I already almost fainted and threw up about that first one already.

Corsair · **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2005, 04:34:41 pm

God... enough with the de-balling already.

Goober5000 · **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2005, 06:50:11 pm

You know, there's a law against this sort of thing...

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Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

BlackDove · **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2005, 06:55:43 pm

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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
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phreak · **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2005, 06:57:08 pm

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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

; however for some reason i'm actually laughing at his plight.

Turambar · **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2005, 07:12:06 pm

sympathy pain ...

ow

Stealth · **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2005, 07:19:03 pm

it sounds like more of a joke than anything else...

two things:
1) if a woman grabs at my testicles, i'm not just going to watch, i mean, he's a man, and naturally stronger than her, you'd think that he'd be able to do something with her hand on his testicles. then again, i guess it's just that easy for a testicle to come off. that's scary

2) what's even worse if that she tried to EAT it... i mean i can still understand if in her rage she grabbed at his genitals, and ripped off his testicle, but then EATING it?! that's insane! she should be sentenced to a mental institution if anything

vyper · **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2005, 07:22:17 pm

Or forced to work in Ramsey's kitchen.

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