http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4252931.stmYes, for all you non-brits: Prince Charles, Diana's ex-husband, has announced he's going to get married to a woman, the house of which he visited the night before his first wedding.
Not only that, she's Catholic. I believe that sort of thing started a civil war once.
Not only that, he wants to change the crown title once he's king from "Defender of The Faith" to "Defender of All Faiths". Now, you all know I'm not religious in any way, but how exactly can a man who's meant to be the head of the Church of England be so once that happens?
Skip a generation and give it to William - he'll fill the palace with hot celebrity chicks... perhaps. Either way at least we wouldn't have to stare at that tool and his bit on the side.