[Solatar]

Could you poop a few of them out and have them build you stuff too? The new and improved crap bots, able to repair your body AND give you an unlimited supply of beer.

[Corsair]

Yayyyyyyy condoms!!

[Carl]

condoms don't work against aids.

[Janos]

Originally posted by Carl
condoms don't work against aids.

what

[Dark_4ce]

Well.... The chances of getting aids are a whole lot less if you use one during sex!

But yes, you can get Aids through flouid transfer. That includes kissing (ONLY if both happen to have cuts in the vicinity of their mouths and these cuts interlock to mix the blood. The HIV virus is a wimp outside its habitat. It dies in air and the mouth. But there's still a chance. ), touching a bleeding wound, and pritty much anything else blood related. Sex is the easiest way of transfer for obvious reasons.

[Clave]

Microbeings in your blood killing bacteria and virii is all very well until the develop thier own agenda.  You should read 'Blood Music' it's a short story with a message, here's a summary:

http://explorers.whyte.com/sf/bmu.htm

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Well.... The chances of getting aids are a whole lot less if you use one during sex!

But yes, you can get Aids through flouid transfer. That includes kissing (ONLY if both happen to have cuts in the vicinity of their mouths and these cuts interlock to mix the blood. The HIV virus is a wimp outside its habitat. It dies in air and the mouth. But there's still a chance. ), touching a bleeding wound, and pritty much anything else blood related. Sex is the easiest way of transfer for obvious reasons.

IIRC there's not actually any documented case of AIDs being caught through kissing, though.

NB:


Yum.

[Clave]

There's so much wrong with that!

[Janos]

There's so much RIGHT with that!

Spoiler:

faggotfaggotfaggot

[Gank]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

[01010]

Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Much better than white blood cells. These things would be able to recognize any problem with any system of the body. They could eliminate cancerous cells, clear away arterial clogging, reverse organ trauma, and instantly recognize when a microbe is dangerous.

Whilst I think this is the future of medecine, there's no ****ing way I'd have it done to me in this sort of political environment, you might as well just stamp a barcode on your head.

[Register]

I've been saying for years that someone needed to engineer something like this, but does anybody listen?

[TopAce]

Welcome to HLP, newcomer. We, the proud and little FreeSpace community, are glad that there are still people interested in this game. If you do not happen to be particularly interested in this game, you should stop reading the text in italic.

It is a general tradition at HLP that we zap the newest member using a weapon like this:

That said we modified the original GTVA beam cannon which is hazardless for friendly fire. The beam we fired at you was successfully absorbed by your Newbie Protection Shield technology(developed in January, 2002). Use the power you absorbed to contribute to the work of the community. To find you way how to assist the HLP people, go to FRED Academy and make a foray.

Enjoy your stay and keep your Newbie Protection System active all the time until you are officially promoted to Senior Member. Avoid asking about FreeSpace 3. Do a search and you will know why.

Thank you for reading all this piece of writing, let me wish you good luck and a happy stay!

[Taristin]

@ TopAce!

Do a quick search on his posts and take a guess who that is...

[Hippo]

ROFL


hahahahahahaha


*dies of laughter*

[TopAce]

an0n?

[Corsair]

BING BING BING WE HAVE A WINNER!

Originally posted by Register
I'd help, but I'm banned.

[Corsair]

oooh... time warp.

[Register]

Leeets dooo the tiiime wa....r......What?

[vyper]

Ha.  It's worth wasting my honours project time just to see that.