It was all down to D00M, I tells you!
He was not known to have threatened anyone and had no criminal record, police said. They seized three computers, a .22-caliber rifle and a box of bullets from the modest two-story home Ratzmann shared with his mother and adult sister.
Three!! Three computers! They have corrupted his soul, the evil Satan-boxes of doom! Ban these vile machines, they will open the (Bill) Gates of hell!!!
Gwaah! Waah! Gneh! *slobber*
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