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Offline adwight

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on: March 15, 2005, 11:11:42 pm
Since it's coming up in a few weeks, what are some of the best AFJ you've ever heard, or one's that you have ever done?
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Offline Grug

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Reply #1 on: March 16, 2005, 12:07:44 am
Damn beat me to it.

I wonder what the admins will do to us this year... :p
I still hope we can function normally at least... :)

Hmm, if I were an admin, what would I do to HLP'ers?
-Rename everyone to an0n? :p
-Remove all hosted images and replace with the firefox logo? :)
-Send a banned PM to everyone. :devil:
-Add a forum for discussion about how awsome holidwood is? :ick:

As for jokes at home, pff. Maybe replace the sugar jar next to the coffee with salt... :ick: But then everyone would be throwing up...
 

Offline IceFire

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Reply #2 on: March 16, 2005, 12:24:17 am
Naa....setup a forum to discuss how long I've been in the community.  First one to get it right wins a cookie! :D

Another cookie to whoever has been around the FreeSpace community for longer!!
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Reply #3 on: March 16, 2005, 02:20:46 am
Someone evil at a gaming magazine said preorders for the next Zelda game would also include an extended version of Wind Waker revamped to use the newer game's graphics.

Ordering "started" April 1st...
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Carl

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Reply #4 on: March 16, 2005, 03:11:44 am
I wonder what the admins are gonna do to the board this april 1st... :shaking:
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #5 on: March 16, 2005, 03:32:54 am
My contract ends on April 1st.....
 

Offline Grug

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Reply #6 on: March 16, 2005, 03:51:22 am
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Originally posted by IceFire
Naa....setup a forum to discuss how long I've been in the community.  First one to get it right wins a cookie! :D

Another cookie to whoever has been around the FreeSpace community for longer!!


Well you have been around for a long time.
I know you became an admin here when Freespace watch shut down.
But you were still around HLP before then...
Not sure how long before that though. :confused:
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #7 on: March 16, 2005, 05:29:32 am
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Originally posted by Grug


Well you have been around for a long time.
I know you became an admin here when Freespace watch shut down.
But you were still around HLP before then...
Not sure how long before that though. :confused:


:lol: HLP age !~ Freespace Community age. :p
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Offline Zarax

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Reply #8 on: March 16, 2005, 05:53:14 am
Another good question is about how many VBB survivors are here between us?
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Offline Falcon

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Reply #9 on: March 16, 2005, 06:05:26 am
April 1st eh? Im sure you guys will think of something :drevil:
 

Offline Col. Fishguts

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Reply #10 on: March 16, 2005, 06:20:54 am
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Originally posted by IceFire
Naa....setup a forum to discuss how long I've been in the community.  First one to get it right wins a cookie! :D


Well, IIRC, you're credited in the FS1 credits as a tester. That means you were in the FS communitiy before it even existed. ;)
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Offline Grug

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Reply #11 on: March 16, 2005, 08:19:40 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


:lol: HLP age !~ Freespace Community age. :p


Heheh yeah.

Registered Jan 2001 on HLP.
If Col Fishguts is right though... :eek2: You've been around for a loooong time... :p
 

Offline Saturn2004

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Reply #12 on: March 16, 2005, 08:27:28 am
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Originally posted by Zarax
Another good question is about how many VBB survivors are here between us?


im a  survivor!!

well i been around since  '98  on and off
which  is quite a long time dont  'ya think?
 

Offline Zarax

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Reply #13 on: March 16, 2005, 08:44:27 am
Yep, quite long...
I'm a VBB survivor too, though i didn't do much else than lurking there.
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #14 on: March 16, 2005, 08:48:46 am
Actually if it its possible to either
-somehow "lock" the forums, so that no user info could be changed
or
-make a backup of the database

then the admins could change everyone's password to "freespace", make it publicly known and let the chaos ensue. Anyone could post as anyone else, though you would need a system in place to prevent people from permanently changing some else's password and therefore hijacking the user.
 

Offline Kie99

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Reply #15 on: March 16, 2005, 09:42:43 am
April 1st, I wake up and login to HLP
Username: Goober 5000
Password   Freespace

All passwords back to normal and my password and name changed.  Ph34r Admin Kietotheworld!
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Offline Primus

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Reply #16 on: March 16, 2005, 09:58:18 am
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
April 1st, I wake up and login to HLP
Username: Goober 5000
Password   Freespace

All passwords back to normal and my password and name changed.  Ph34r Admin Kietotheworld!


I would disable the board. :devil: :lol:
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Offline MatthewPapa

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Reply #17 on: March 16, 2005, 03:09:21 pm
I would download all of the PM's...
 

Offline Grug

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Reply #18 on: March 16, 2005, 03:13:28 pm
What's so great about the PM's?

Scanning through mine, I find none of interest.
I think a HLP is moving back to vbb would be funny's.
 

Offline Falcon

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Reply #19 on: March 16, 2005, 03:19:32 pm
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
April 1st, I wake up and login to HLP
Username: Goober 5000
Password   Freespace

All passwords back to normal and my password and name changed.  Ph34r Admin Kietotheworld!


No no no no no........

Falcon for Admin :arr:
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