Author Topic: I hate Room Mates (Read 1361 times)

redmenace · **on:** March 25, 2005, 02:05:54 am

I just don't understand how my one room mate can eat all my Frackin' food with out asking me.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Scuddie · **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2005, 02:15:52 am

What? Do you want a pity party?

EDIT: I just realized... I want one too

redmenace · **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2005, 02:19:25 am

I am tempted right now to tell the police he is supplying fake IDs to minors.

How about anyone else? What are your room mate experiences like?

WMCoolmon · **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2005, 02:31:08 am

Try this:

Tomorrow night, when he's sleeping, brush a little flower on his upper lip/on his shirt. (This works doubly well if he has facial hair) Place a call to the police (early in the morning, before he wakes up) from a friend's house regarding a drug dealer residing at your home. Try to find some way to make it sound legitimate, ie he molested your child or something.

Find an unobtrusive place to park, sit back, and watch.

And hope like hell the police don't figure out who it was that placed the call.

redmenace · **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2005, 02:46:33 am

He has a drug pipe on the shelf. That is all the officer needs to merit a search. I am sure they will nab him for Forgery of state documents when they find all the IDs in his drawer.

Although I could go with WMCoolmon's idea. I could also talk to Darkage, I am sure he knows where to get some porn that would be illegal in the us. He would deserve it too. He ate a Dennis brownie, that the girls were storing in our fridge after they told him not to eat it.

Grug · **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2005, 03:09:43 am

OOoooo. That would **** me off to no end.
Either snap his neck and bury him in the yard, or dob him into the cops.
He totally deserves it.
If you just get him kicked out, he'll be off eating someone elses food, and then someone else, and being a general ****** for the rest of his life.

A scurge upon humanity such as this needs to be cleansed.

redmenace · **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2005, 03:21:51 am

Honestly, he could ask. I am in the other room. I am a nice guy. REALLY. But, this is principle and the fact that the food in particular was an expensive cereal which needs to last two weeks.

Grug · **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2005, 03:38:25 am

Soo... did you snap his neck?

Another more woman like solution would be to not say anything, but just keep all your food in your own room, and get a bar fridge etc, so you become self-sufficient in your room. Oh, and just don't make convo with them at all.

That and put laxatives in his drink.

Sesquipedalian · **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2005, 03:39:36 am

Did you try talking to him about it? Believe it or not, it often really does work. You might even be able to say something like, "I want my food replaced," and have him do so.

Grug · **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2005, 03:46:13 am

Bah, by the sounds of it, he's been told not to do so several times, and has still repeated the offence, that warrants the death penalty...

Sesquipedalian · **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2005, 03:52:14 am

There's no indication whether he's a repeat offender. And it is irrelevant whether he is or not. If redmenace wants to actually solve the problem with this guy stealing food, he needs to begin by talking to him.

Windrunner · **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2005, 04:22:07 am

The most simplest way is to confront him and say:
STOP EATING MY FOOD OR I'LL KICK THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OUT OF YOU
works for me

karajorma · **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2005, 04:21:55 am

True but laxatives in the food is a good second resort if it still doesn't work. Do it subtly enough and he'll just think that your stuff tends to be old and past it's sell by date.

Especially if next time you're talking you mention how several times you've been okay and people around you got food poisoning

icespeed · **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2005, 04:44:49 am

funny thing, i don't have _any_ trouble like that with my housemates. in fact, they're quite cool mostly... especially the american guy who wanders around for a considerable amount of time shirtless...

and has the body for it

NGTM-1R · **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2005, 04:51:01 am

I can understand it all too easily.

Actually, funny story. A friend of mine was unknowingly staying in the house of the local drug dealer. The cops raided the place. My friend didn't have any trouble though: the cops looked in his room, did a bit of a double take about how clean it was compared to the rest of the place, and figured he was okay.

Liberator · **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2005, 07:49:12 am

Who's the senior roommate?

If it's you and he doesn't show signs of cleaning up his act, kick him out.

Unknown Target · **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2005, 08:03:22 am

Why don't you just eat his food/steal his money?

Or does he not have any of either?

redmenace · **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2005, 08:04:35 am

We had conversations in the beginning of the semester. I think I am going to start with post its on top of the container.

Thrilla · **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2005, 08:44:44 am

Put a lock on the frig.

delta_7890 · **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2005, 12:01:39 pm

Poison him. oo;

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