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Offline Ace

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
on: March 26, 2005, 02:27:39 am


Fallen to new depraved depths Lucas' liscensing has.

On the bright side, it's not the Lord of Hunger Darth Nihilus on the box :P
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #1 on: March 26, 2005, 02:42:29 am
he is the sith, who says, "NI"
:p
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Offline SadisticSid

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
Reply #2 on: March 26, 2005, 06:20:42 am
Hmm, and I thought this might be the one recent post without Ace mentioning Darth Nihilus :D

What are Cheezits anyway? Like Ritz crackers?
 

Offline TopAce

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
Reply #3 on: March 26, 2005, 06:45:58 am
This will surely make more customers. :doubt:
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #4 on: March 26, 2005, 09:52:53 am
Presumably they though putting a picture of Hayden Christiansen on the cover would scare people off........
 

Offline Rictor

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
Reply #5 on: March 26, 2005, 10:03:02 am
And that, boys and girls, is what we call kap-eet-al-izm in all its glory and splendour.
 

Offline Dark_4ce

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
Reply #6 on: March 26, 2005, 10:11:14 am
Heh, I still have a box of C-3PO's!
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Offline MicroPsycho

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
Reply #7 on: March 26, 2005, 01:02:29 pm
I don't like cheezits
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #8 on: March 26, 2005, 01:06:34 pm
I knew Cheez-its were evil...

Somehow, I've always known...
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Offline TopAce

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
Reply #9 on: March 26, 2005, 01:36:30 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Presumably they though putting a picture of Hayden Christiansen on the cover would scare people off........


If he's shown angry. :D
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Offline karajorma

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
Reply #10 on: March 26, 2005, 05:54:07 pm
Nope. That just inspires laughter. :)
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Offline Carl

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Reply #11 on: March 26, 2005, 10:31:12 pm
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Originally posted by SadisticSid
What are Cheezits anyway? Like Ritz crackers?


:jaw:

*smacks SadisticSid with a larger than average trout*

do you live in some backwards third world country where they don't have cheez-its?!

they're little baked square crackers. they are hard and wheat flour based, and not crumbly like Ritz.
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #12 on: March 27, 2005, 02:23:01 am
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Originally posted by Carl

do you live in some backwards third world country where they don't have cheez-its?!
 


G'day. :p
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #13 on: March 27, 2005, 02:31:35 am
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they're little baked square crackers. they are hard and wheat flour based, and not crumbly like Ritz.


:lol:

I find it funny how you've made an informed decision as to whether Cheeze-its or Ritz are better.

They're all just cheesey crackers to me. :p
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #14 on: March 27, 2005, 02:32:50 am
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon


:lol:

I find it funny how you've made an informed decision as to whether Cheeze-its or Ritz are better.

They're all just cheesey crackers to me. :p


the true king of crackers:

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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #15 on: March 27, 2005, 02:35:29 am
Hmm...

The pictures on the box look like sextagonal pancakes.
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Offline Flipside

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Reply #16 on: March 27, 2005, 12:56:36 pm
The best biscuit to have with Cheese is a good old fashoined Hovis biscuit with butter on it ;)
 

Offline Carl

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Reply #17 on: March 27, 2005, 11:07:08 pm
*sigh* for the last time:

biscuits:

crackers:
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #18 on: March 28, 2005, 02:09:16 am
No.



Biscuit.  In this case, Digestive biscuits.


English muffins  (and they're only called 'English' because we allowed you merkins to appropriate the word muffin for your own glorified fairy cakes)

You at least got crackers right, although I'll be expecting to see a picture of Jacobs Cream Crackers or that big fluffy monster cracker in future.

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Cheezits: The official food of Sith Lords (Spaceballs the food!)
Reply #19 on: March 28, 2005, 03:13:06 am
Aldo. Represent the cracker faction brother. Righteous!
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