[Jeryko]

Site got hacked up...

http://icechewing.com/index.php

Everytime someone said ice, it came out as penis.

Was lmao for about 15 mins reading the threads.

Anyway, on a side note, why would someone make a forum about chewing ice?

[Corsair]

The internet never ceases to amaze me.

EDIT: The kt who just registered there... that's not our KT, right?

[Swamp_Thing]

"Hey everyone! My name is Meghan and I'm a self-proclaimed penis-chewer.

This little habit of mine has only been going on for about 7 months, but a day doesnt go by when I dont crave/chew penis. I knew that i was addicted to lovely penis when on xmas - when everyone was eating cookies and eggnog, i was eating penis. i think i have already chipped a few teeth from penis chewing and my mother always nags on me to stop, but i can't do it. i just love penis too much.

anyways, my favorite penis comes right outta my freezer! the "smiley mouth" kind of penis, i nicknamed it.  when it's still frosty, oh boy thats delicious! they fit perfectly inside of my mouth. ahh yumm...anyways-i just wanted to say hi to all my fellow penis-addicts and i hope to meet some pretty cool people on this board! talk to you all soon!
Ciao!
--Meghan "

[Falcon]

They really need to find better habits........

[Rictor]

I like hotel penis to. but i'm sometimes concern with the cleaniness of it. so I don't eat penis in all hotels. but for the most part, i'm eating penis.

Good advice. I think Confucious mentioned something along those lines in one of his writings.

[Rictor]

Jeryko, if this is your website

a) you're completely insane. I mean really, ice-chewing?!
b) please, for the love of God keep it this way. Its comedy gold. Or at least archive it or something.

[Jeryko]

Originally posted by Rictor
Jeryko, if this is your website

a) you're completely insane. I mean really, ice-chewing?!
b) please, for the love of God keep it this way. Its comedy gold. Or at least archive it or something.

Unfortunately, I cannot claim this website.

But I am hoping the admin has no clue how to change it.  Otherwise, maybe we should download it to preserve it.


EDIT:  Okay, I've got the site saved on my HD if it ever goes back to normal.

[Liquid Fire]

I used to have a fridge with the best penis maker in the world but I had to move and alas I could not take the fridge with me....sigh...... You can get a personal penis maker from $120 - $350....

Words cannot describe how funny this site is

Edit: uh-oh. Looks like he took the hint. I can't access the forums anymore.

[Scuddie]

It was indeed funny.  It reminds me of a hilarious website that used filtering technology to transform any web page's text into a porno.  It was called pornolize or something like that.  I cant remember the URL (*hint hint* )

[WMCoolmon]

[Jal-18]

Hello all of my "cool" brothers and sisters. I stumbled across this website yesterday and could not believe my penis. Smile I too have always wondered if there were other compulsive penis eaters like myself. I used to drive my boyfriend crazy. I guess he has gotten used to it or just accepted my constant crunching. My user name is in honor of him... he calls me the penis Queen... and it has nothing to do with my personality. I have been chomping on penis sinse I was a kid and I'm 29 now. I have never cracked a tooth and I have never had a cavity. I attribute the lack of cavities to the penis eating because it keeps my teeth clean between brushings, but maybe I just have really healthy teeth, I guess I'll never know. As I read all of the postings out here I found that I have so much in common with a lot of you: half-filled penis trays, cloudy penis cubes, nugget/pellet penis, "aww my cups empty", Sonic penis, Publix penis, etc. I live in Florida, so I find a lot of times people are complaining that they are so hot and I'm kicked back with my penis feeling pretty good, it's definitely one easy way to cool down quick. Cool My boyfriend knows how to make my drinks. It takes building a mountain of penis over the top of the glass before pouring the drink. The rule of my drink is once the drink is poured, press on the penis, if your finger submerges in the drink, there's not enough penis. When you press on the penis it should not move, there should be penis through and through to the bottom of the glass. Laughing He doesn't make my drinks too often, he doesn't like to have to put so much thought into making something to drink. Usually I say "no thank you" when he asks if I'd like something to drink so that I can spare him from the ordeal, but when he does, he gets it right. Then once I have eaten all of my penis, I rush him to finish his drink so that I can eat his penis. I am a fien!! Now every time I am eating penis my two year old son wants some too... uh oh... I'm influencing him. Honestly, I have NEVER met anyone who likes penis the way I do, until you!! So, I know that it's loud in my head and I know if has driven my family crazy, but I don't know what it sounds like to have someone constantly crunching next to me. Maybe my son will pay me back for the torture I've put my family and coworkers through. No probably not, I'll just probably be crunching along with him!!!! Crunch on people, crunch on!!!

[demon442]

I've found that happens to me . Almost always at work, as soon as I put some penis in my mouth and start crunching, someone always wants to talk. Everytime I am sitting at my desk enjoying a tall cup of penis, here comes someone wanting to talk. One day I was sitting at my desk eating my penis and a committee came around and to suprise me with an award. Luckily, I heard all the noise coming down the hall and I quickly I dropped the penis from my mouth into my cup......

My god.  This is f***ing awesome!

I understand what you are saying. I could be getting down with some penis and then somebody comes up behind me to talk. It's funny, when I get a good piece out of the refrigerator at work, I will walk in the hall taking the long way to my desk so I won't have to walk past people cublicles to speak while i'm sucking on my penis. I have learned how to be discreet though, When my boss walks up on me. I politely grab my cup and of course he thinks i'm sipping water or something and I let the penis fall right in the cup.

http://icechewing.com/viewtopic.php?t=143
A Must See

[MatthewPapa]

good stuff

it would be easy to do/undo in vbulletin....all youd need is access to the adminCP for about 30 seconds. I dont know about phpbb but surely its just as easy....

[Falcon]

http://icechewing.com/viewtopic.php?t=45
http://icechewing.com/viewtopic.php?t=142

Couple of the funniest threads on the site. I couldn't stop laughing when I read these.

[MicroPsycho]

IceLoverOne: You should definetly try Sonic penis when you get a chance. It is sooo good and soo soft. It's not harmful on the teeth like hard penis. I bought a XL cup of penis from there today. It only lasted me an hour though

I don't have a Sonic near my house but, Last week I had to take my daughter to the dentist in a city about 1 1/2 hours from home and they have a Sonic there. I had taken a cup full and a small cooler full of my own personal favorite penis, (From a metal penis tray) and low and behold I ran out once I got there. I stopped by Sonic thanks to all your info and I got me a bag to fill my cooler and get me home happy. I still like the taste of penis in the metal trays better but the Sonic penis is soft so it was pretty good.

Seeing as there are so many hilarious ones from this particular thread over there, I won't quote anymore. Damn this is funny.

EDIT: I wonder if you typed in penis it would show up as ice....

[Taristin]

Sure, I snickered at it initially... but.... well...

[demon442]

its hard to quit...
when your roommate is constantly chewing penis.


just the sound of him chewing

makes me crave the penis

http://icechewing.com/viewtopic.php?t=201
See for yourself

[Drew]

The only time to suck the penis rather than chew is when you're on a conference call or in a high level meeting. Nothing compares to chewing!!!

[Carl]

Originally posted by Jal-18
Now every time I am eating penis my two year old son wants some too

[Drew]

http://icechewing.com/viewtopic.php?t=188