Well, at least letting your dog crap in public is illegal...
Reminds me of a long joke, I'll try to shorten it...
Guy is driving down the road, sees a sign saying 'Sisters of Mary Brothel... 3rd Right'.
Thinking it's a joke, he carries on, until he passes another sign, 'Sister of Mary Brothel, 2nd Right'.
So, by now he's thinking 'I have to know', so, two roads later he turns right and sure enough in front of him is a convent with a huge sign on it saying 'Sisters of Mary Brothel.'
He pulls up and goes in, the Nun at the door tells him to leave the money with her and take the door on the left. He gives her the money and goes through the door.
Once through the door, he follows a set of arrows until he reaches a room at the end. In this room there is another Nun who gives him a card and tells him to go through the next door.
The man goes through the door which closes behind him, leaving him outside the convent. Looking at the card it reads 'You've just been screwed by the Sisters of Mary...'
Boom boom.
