Hmm, Sandwich has some interestin' PMs... I may just post them alongside th'rest o' th'HLP staff forum innards.
And aye, I was yellin' at myself. Or rather, I was tryin' t'impersonate Sandwich yellin' at me, but th'board still had me logged in as, well, me. Maybe I'll do one good thin' an' fix th'****in' database screwiness. Lazy-ass admins could have done that ages ago if they'd have listened to me.