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Offline an0n

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Now that I have achieved supremacy, I will hereby state the rules for continued peace and harmony on this forum.  Obey, and you will be blessed with safety and continued membership.  Rebel, and you shall come to ph33r my wrath.

1) As some of you have noticed, HLP now has a dungeon pr0n forum.  All former administrators shall be required to enter auditions of themselves in said forum, on pain of death or perma-banning, whichever is most convenient.

2) All the inactive hosted projects will be required to demonstrate significant progress within the next hour.  Failure to meet the deadline will result in the forum's deletion* along with the rest of the HLP rot.

3) Moderator and administrator positions will be available to selected peons, selected on a case-by-case basis.

4) I reserve the right to add rules to this post without further notice.

*Or, perhaps, opening  to public viewing.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Sandwich

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What the heck? an0n? How'd you get back?
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Offline vyper

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I think we can safely say th'April Fool has just bit us on th'knob.

Edit: btw, c'mon man don't even joke about the deletions there's a lot of work out there.
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Offline Nuclear1

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What the hell?

Is this some sick April Fool's joke, or has an0n finally been made an admin?

Holy usurp of power, Batman!
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Singh

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Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Now that I have achieved supremacy, I will hereby state the rules for continued peace and harmony on this forum.  Obey, and you will be blessed with safety and continued membership.  Rebel, and you shall come to ph33r my wrath.

1) As some of you have noticed, HLP now has a dungeon pr0n forum.  All former administrators shall be required to enter auditions of themselves in said forum, on pain of death or perma-banning, whichever is most convenient.

2) All the inactive hosted projects will be required to demonstrate significant progress within the next hour.  Failure to meet the deadline will result in the forum's deletion* along with the rest of the HLP rot.

3) Moderator and administrator positions will be available to selected peons, selected on a case-by-case basis.

4) I reserve the right to add rules to this post without further notice.

*Or, perhaps, opening  to public viewing.




oooooooook.......now this is scary.
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Offline an0n

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I do not make empty threats.

Freespace Upgrade Project is now gone.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline vyper

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I don't think "made" be th'right word.

I'm currently considerin' photoshoppin' Sarnies head onto a porn pic t'submit t'the new forum. Unfortunately I fear this power transfer will be as short as a Republican's penis.

Edit: an0n, you've made th'bloody time warp worse son

Edit 2: Yes, he's defo an admin or so says the user list.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2005, 03:41:41 pm by 798 »
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Offline vyper

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Originally posted by an0n
I do not make empty threats.

Freespace Upgrade Project be now gone.


I suspect I know what you're doing, but c'mon - take it out on the admins not the peons.
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Offline an0n

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I have decided t'amend rule #1 t'allow any o' th'former Admirals o' th'Black t'persuade a female member o' this forum t'audition in his place.

Considerin' that thar are fewer female members than thar are former admins, said Admirals o' th'Black should act smartly t'secure a substitute.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
[email protected]!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline vyper

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I think you mean prostitute.
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Offline Nuclear1

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The time warp's worse, an0n's in control, and we're all talking like pirates.

Yup, this is it.

*moves to Game Warden*
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline vyper

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*moves t'nodewa.... oh wait.

Edit: aww come tae **** with this time warp
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Offline an0n

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Coming up on the one-hour deadline.  Any nominations for the next deletion?

As a former member, I'm currently leaning toward The 158th.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
[email protected]!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline vyper

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As weak test for proof you are an0n..

A Question: You recently asked for some old pictures back off some of us, what were they of?
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Offline TopAce

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Oh, man. Something has happened.
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Oh, man. Something has happened.


yup

 
AHH, th'HLP logo!!


 

Offline Nuclear1

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Geez... I'm starting to think that this isn't an April Fool's joke anymore.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline vyper

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I feel violated by this poor result.
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14