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Offline Unknown Target

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
on: April 07, 2005, 02:33:38 pm
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #1 on: April 07, 2005, 03:14:14 pm
In other words - because she's from a foreign country that doesn't like the US and wrote a suicide note, she must be a terrorist. But it's ok, they admitted they *might* be exaggerating things! :)

:sigh:

So, is there still a line for Australian citizenship these days?...
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Offline Taristin

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #2 on: April 07, 2005, 03:24:22 pm
Yeah, it starts behind me...
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Offline SKYNET-011

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #3 on: April 07, 2005, 03:21:12 pm
No, if you're Islam you must be a terrorist.

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From the article:about suicide and Islam
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Offline Ford Prefect

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #4 on: April 07, 2005, 05:16:48 pm
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So, is there still a line for Australian citizenship these days?...

I hear they're almost as bad as we are.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel
 

Offline vyper

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #5 on: April 07, 2005, 05:29:06 pm
Pre-emptive wars, pre-emptive arrests, don't ya just love this way of thinking?
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Offline BlackDove

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #6 on: April 07, 2005, 05:35:52 pm
It's like Minority Report without the prophets.
 

Offline Annorax

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #7 on: April 07, 2005, 05:50:55 pm
They should be executed soon.

Whether that's a bad thing, I don't know. They shouldn't have been stupid enough to be in the US.
 

Offline Grug

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #8 on: April 07, 2005, 05:59:07 pm
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect

I hear they're almost as bad as we are.


LMAO!

Don't be so niave my friend.
We are cautious, but not paranoid dillusionals. :p

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Offline Ford Prefect

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #9 on: April 07, 2005, 06:10:27 pm
That's good to know. It was just my understanding Australia's government was relatively gung-ho.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel
 

Offline vyper

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #10 on: April 07, 2005, 08:03:55 pm
And people wonder why I say we should have federalised the empire.
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Offline Taristin

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #11 on: April 07, 2005, 08:06:21 pm
It's Britain's fault the world is as fuct as it is! :p

Or so I wanna claim! I have to pass the buck somewhere. ;)
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Offline vyper

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #12 on: April 07, 2005, 08:20:01 pm
You're actually right - we really should've been more progressive. If we had been the empire would have evolved into a multi-continental country, operating as federal states with an imperial parliament (like the US senate) operating in wesminster.

Instead some bright bastard decided to start the commonwealth and try and batter folk into submission. Bloody englishmen.
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Offline Rictor

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #13 on: April 07, 2005, 08:17:39 pm
I would just like to point on that the website in quetion has a big "Does Europe Hate US" banner, hocking some program on Discovery by Thomas Freidman.

Eughhhh.

Other that that, not to be a cynic, but is anyone actually surprised by this stuff anymore? I mean, after they suspended a kid for drawing violent pictures, it's all all out the window.
 

Offline Ford Prefect

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #14 on: April 07, 2005, 08:24:38 pm
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel
 

Offline Grey Wolf

I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #15 on: April 07, 2005, 08:25:42 pm
Well, you have to remember that American aristocrats did break away so they could start their own industries before the entire Commonwealth concept. Perhaps they were afraid of that happening again.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline vyper

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #16 on: April 07, 2005, 08:28:07 pm
Thing is, they would've never had the popular support had the issue of representation not been so strong. :)
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
 

Offline Nuclear1

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #17 on: April 07, 2005, 08:28:57 pm
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
Terrorists beware.


Literalists beware.

It's a joke, dude. Don't take everything anyone does to be serious. ;)
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Offline Rictor

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #18 on: April 07, 2005, 08:31:44 pm
I'm pretty sure Ford knows that anything posted on the Onion is, needless to say, satire.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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I am posting about terrorism. Therefore I must be a terrorist.
Reply #19 on: April 07, 2005, 08:32:53 pm
Just reinforcing that ;)
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Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
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