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Offline Goober5000

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Florida man goes on naked rampage
on: May 02, 2005, 09:37:57 pm
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/05/02/Citrus/Deputies_report_rampa.shtml

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INVERNESS - An Inverness man was arrested Saturday after breaking into his neighbors' house and threatening them, shocking himself by sticking his fingers into a lamp socket, threatening a deputy with a metal rod, running naked through his yard and chewing through a cable in a patrol car, authorities said.


The more you read of it, the funnier the article gets. :lol:
  

Offline Taristin

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Reply #1 on: May 02, 2005, 09:49:22 pm
*Used to live ~30 miles from inverness*

It's backwoods. Very sparsely populated. Go figure.
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Offline Sigma957

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Reply #2 on: May 02, 2005, 10:13:02 pm
LOL What a nutter :lol:
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Offline Night Hammer

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Reply #3 on: May 02, 2005, 10:12:57 pm
:lol:
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Offline Nuke

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Reply #4 on: May 02, 2005, 10:17:46 pm
this is what imbreeding does to people
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #5 on: May 03, 2005, 03:15:53 am
wth :lol:
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #6 on: May 03, 2005, 03:25:16 am
Lamp socket? Metal rod? Was he hinting at something?

Or do I just need to go to sleep? :p

To sum up my reaction:

:wtf: :lol: :wtf: :lol: :wtf:
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Offline n00by

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Reply #7 on: May 03, 2005, 04:42:43 am
Would like to know his psychical state...:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #8 on: May 03, 2005, 07:04:54 am
You know if this were the real Inverness I wouldn't be all that surprised.
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Reply #9 on: May 03, 2005, 11:52:21 am
Don't say that, I'm on my way there in 2 weeks...:eek:
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Offline Flipside

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Reply #10 on: May 03, 2005, 12:27:47 pm
I'll keep my eyes on the papers then ;)
 

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Reply #11 on: May 03, 2005, 12:37:38 pm
Umm, No Comment.:blah:
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