[Unknown Target]

Go figure:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050503/lf_afp/afplifestyleus_050503182319

"I think we should look at going back to the old traditions, to the art of dance," said Representative Tommy Merritt, a Republican. "It doesn't have to be all bumpin' and grindin'," he declared.

[aldo_14]

Next up - mandatory chastity belts!

[q]One of the co-authors of the bill, Republican Corbin Van Arsdale, said many parents want restrictions because they go to Friday night games to see young men clashing on the football field, not girls shaking their behinds on the sidelines.[/q]

Really?  Ask the dads........me, I always thought the one saving grace of American sports was the semi-naked cheerleading routine.

[BlackDove]

True, considering American sports by themselves are boring, and for the most part, stupid.

But let's not get into that.

I'm glad someone is finally trying to ban the glorified stripper routine at least in schools (I don't give a **** about pro-football though). That's just whoring around for an extra curricular (sp?) activity.

[vyper]

WHAT THE ****?

That's it; Sorry to all the yanks, but your ass is getting nuked the minute I get into power over here.

[IceFire]

Its just some Americans being over conscientious about the showing of skin.  I mean, tons of violence is ok...but the human body is not.

Lets go back to the victorian era...oh no...an ankle!  That CANNOT be seen in public!!!

[vyper]

The vikkys were actually quite the rampant sex beasts behind closed doors.

[Bobboau]

Originally posted by IceFire
tons of violence is ok...but the human body is not.

what? I see piles of chared bloating dead rotting human bodies all the time.

[vyper]

Well stop going to WalMart then.

[Bobboau]

but there discount prices are just so low!
and there's no other place around here I can buy a candy bar an assault rifle and a person from the third world to test it on in the same place.

[Swamp_Thing]

Bloody hell...
C´mon, is anyone surprised by this? I´m not! Not after the flak Janet Jackson got just for showing a niple! It´s McArthiism all over again.

they go to Friday night games to see young men clashing on the football field, not girls shaking their behinds on the sidelines.

This guy sounds a bit gayish, don´t you think?
"I want to see male bodies, not cheerleader bodies! Ban them, kill them, get those ugly things out of my sight!!"

Sounds a lot like ancient Greece, where only men were allowed in the games, and any woman caught sneaking in was thrown off a cliff. But then again, most athletes conducted homossexual practices back then, so maybe that´s what this guy is shooting for...

Somebody should ask this jerk what are people supposed to watch when the teams aren´t playing for shiit! Cheeleaders save a lot of people from demanding a ticket refund, when the team sucks that day.
We don´t have a cheerleader culture over here, to our disfortune.
Cheerleaders is one of the few things i´d like to see the US export to my country.
You can export the girsl, but for the love of God, don´t export  him! You can keep him.

[Rictor]

Won't someone please think of the children?!

[Bobboau]

sorry, they come as a single unit.

[vyper]

It's days like this I think of the now finished Scottish Claymores (NFL Europe) and their now out-of-work cheerleaders...

[Triple Ace]

Looks like its time to form a murder-suicide pact.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by vyper
It's days like this I think of the now finished Scottish Claymores (NFL Europe) and their now out-of-work cheerleaders...

Touting themselves down Finnerston St nowadays, probably.... or working in a Tesco metro.  I'm not sure which is the most degrading..

[Ford Prefect]

Remember, kids, getting erections is dirty and if it happens too often, you should cut it off.

[aldo_14]

"Newsflash: Whitehouse to order covering up of table & chair legs in all federal buildings"

just wait.......

[Clave]

Down with censorship!

heh..

Ah well, I can't write that then - damn forum censor!

[Anaz]

I don't think bastarding is a word...

[Jetmech Jr.]

I find it ironic that Conservatives think Gays=Unnatural, but get pissed off when it comes to showing skin. I mean, how much more natural can you get?