[Setekh]

This is a direct ripoff from the thread in FS Modding...  

 

Not a problem, the SCG is here to help! That's right, the one and only Surrealist Compliment Generator, capable of generating amazing compliments for all the great work on these forums. For example!

You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets!

Oh, how your melodic chewing of cotton balls cancels the stamp on my papyrus telegram from the Queen of England!

Amazing isn't it? Try the SCG today!

 

[Snipes]

sounds like fun  

The seared runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a spanish villa ablaze.

lmao!

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[Snipes]

the best!!!

   

You are as truthful as a Communist in the streets of Milan.

 

May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

 

May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.

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[Setekh]

I knew you'd like it.  

[Snipes]

Err...

 

Soon we will be together, writhing profitably on a bed of non-seasonal vegetables in equine bliss. With this vision I see no reason why the operation to remove a 2.2kg uneviscerated turket carcass from my pericardium should fail.

 

 

Dear Tom,
You seemed nice at first, and spoiled me with unconsciencable fruits, but now, y ou have gone too far! Assalting and recremending me in public, you have shown me that you are a man who does not care about losing a woman for the betterment of a pair of patent leather undergarments!
It is because of this unpardonable nature that I must dump you upon the carpet of suburban renewal! I know this is sudden, but I am sick of you. I will never be seen with you again, even if no other man will have me.
Angrily yours,
Jessica

The undergarments thing sounds cool  

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[QXMX]

I don't know, I got a few that weren't too complimentary  

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[icespeed]

hey, i got that pregnant cow one too.
these are definitely not compliments.
anyone who thinks so is... not quite right in the head.

[Kazan]

Eddie.. you need to hang out with your gf more

[Anon]

 

My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion.

The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

The last one is my favourite  .

[Daedalus]

I'll have to remember this pick up line... it's a good one!    
 

How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your brain.

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[Snipes]

 

That's Mr. Dork to you!

Now I know why...

[Jabu]

I prefer AutoInsult  

Arabian:
"May 256 dwarven servants achieve nirvana in your adrenal gland."
"May an indeterminate number of inhuman undergraduate students clone an alien race in your filing cabinet."

Shakesperean:
"Thou currish flap-mouthed scullion."
"Thou cockered plume-plucked bugbear."

Modern:
"You drively wheelbarrow-full of embarrassing painful piles."
"You cranky accumulation of laughable leprosy scabs."