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Another close Darwin Award...
Drunk went out window after cigarette blew away, Ark. police say

Jeff Foran suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after jumping from a car traveling 55-60 mph. Authorities said he was trying to retrieve a cigarette blown out of the passenger-side window.

"Nelson said Foran was smoking a cigarette when it blew out the window and Foran jumped out the window to retrieve the cigarette. Nelson said he was driving between 55 and 60 mph when Foran jumped out," the trooper said.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7964860/

I´m a heavy smoker, but i´ll be damned if i would jump out the window of a moving car, just catch my last fleeding cigarette.
Being drunk has strange effects on people...
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Offline Clave

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Holy cow! what an idiot - it's a Homeresque level of stupid...
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Offline FireCrack

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That's a double! Smoking and jumping out the window to get it!
actualy, mabye not.
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Offline aldo_14

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What, exactly, was he smoking?

 

Offline Taristin

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Quote
Originally posted by StratComm

Idiots.  :rolleyes:
 
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What kind of cigarette exactly? hehe

 

Offline Sigma957

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Some people really dont desrve to live, if he had half a brain he would be dangerous.:wtf:
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Offline Liberator

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There are no words to describe how much that person needs to be prevented from breeding...scratch that...*barf*

That has to be the stupidest man alive...
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The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline pyro-manic

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Heehee.

He's lucky he was drunk. If he'd done that sober, he'd probably have been rather badly injured.

Stupid man...
Any fool can pull a trigger...