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Offline Taristin

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Oh. My. God. The irony!
on: May 28, 2005, 10:13:21 pm
http://money.cnn.com/2005/05/27/news/fortune500/viagra/
[q]NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Pfizer is in talks with the Food and Drug Administration to update the label on Viagra, its blockbuster treatment for sexual dysfunction, to reflect cases of vision loss in a small number of patients, the company said Friday.[/q]
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Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #1 on: May 28, 2005, 10:21:55 pm
In other news... laser correction beam goes haywire and cuts off man's penis... details at 11.

Revenge of the Eyesight.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Jal-18

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Oh. My. God. The irony!
Reply #2 on: May 28, 2005, 10:24:59 pm
Mother always said this would happen...
 

Offline Nuke

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Oh. My. God. The irony!
Reply #3 on: May 28, 2005, 11:20:30 pm
its just a matter of watching your aim :D
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Carl

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Oh. My. God. The irony!
Reply #4 on: May 29, 2005, 12:02:16 am
dude, it's not the viagra that's causing the blindness, it's what comes after that's doing it.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline Nuke

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Reply #5 on: May 29, 2005, 01:23:01 am
look closer at what i said and remember im a pervert :D
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Oh. My. God. The irony!
Reply #6 on: May 29, 2005, 01:39:27 am
Ah, irony...heh.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline FireCrack

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Reply #7 on: May 29, 2005, 05:41:37 am
Still not realy ironic, coincidence mabye....
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."
 

Offline EtherShock

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Reply #8 on: May 29, 2005, 11:35:04 am
:) :ha: It would be ironic if the implied action actually did make you blind, but everyone knows that's just a myth, so....
 

Offline pyro-manic

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Reply #9 on: May 29, 2005, 11:37:55 am
:lol: That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard...
Any fool can pull a trigger...
  

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #10 on: May 29, 2005, 01:35:11 pm
[q]
Viagra

FDA WARNING: may lead to the shagging of fat ugly chicks.[/q]
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