That doesn't even come close to topping the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It is truly amazing. It's classified as like a horror, action, kung fu, musical. Story is something like this:
People start to notice that all the lesbians are missing from church so a couple priests go to visit Jesus where he's preaching on a beach. The priests get killed by vampires in broad daylight and Jesus discovers that they have found a way of surviving sunlight by wearing the skin of dead lesbians. Jesus gets a sweet haircut and an earring and goes on a vampire killing spree while teaming up with a massive wrestler named El Santos. Together they kick vampire ass using such weapons as a plunger (the wooden end is used to impale a vampire) and a toothpick (El Santos throws it at a vampire and it is also impaled) Other highlights include a gang of about 30 atheists all jumping out of the same van and trying to circle beat Jesus: "Jesus, you don't know us because we've never talked to you before. We're the atheists."
"Yah! We're gonna kick your second coming ass!"
"We're running out of skin. Harvest anothe lesbian."
Definitely worth watching if you could manage to find it somewhere. I found a copy on a p2p program but I can't remember which one. I didn't download it due to my 56k connnection though....
There's a site where you can see a synopsis and video clip of the movie. I'll try to find it later cause I'm too tired tonight.
