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Offline Rictor

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on: June 08, 2005, 09:38:18 am
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BOSTON (AP) - On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/cpress/20050608/ca_pr_on_na/us_cda_slayings;_ylt=Ahtd8liNjLxW_VVi71q.owWFM1IB;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #1 on: June 08, 2005, 09:58:04 am
Heh - semi-related: http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20050608-091010-2431r.htm

[q]Aircraft strews stowaway's body parts

New York, NY, Jun. 8 (UPI) -- Mangled parts of a man who stowed away in the wheel well of a South African jetliner rained down on a New York suburb. [/q]
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Offline pyro-manic

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Reply #2 on: June 08, 2005, 10:00:16 am
He was later charged with murder in Canada. My my, those Border Patrolmen are good, aren't they?
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Reply #3 on: June 08, 2005, 10:10:10 am
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At a time when the United States is tightening its borders, how could a man toting what appeared to be a bloody chain saw be allowed into the country?


Since he wasn't asian or black they knew he wasn't a terrorist so why not let him in?
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Offline Kosh

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Reply #4 on: June 08, 2005, 10:28:06 am
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Since he wasn't asian or black they knew he wasn't a terrorist so why not let him in?



Add Arab to that list. ;7
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #5 on: June 08, 2005, 10:58:17 am
Maybe they ought to have a special line for all the slasher-movie rejects, to expedite the whole process. Cause no one likes waiting in line, even the murderous psychopaths.
 

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Reply #6 on: June 08, 2005, 11:03:57 am
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Add Arab to that list. ;7


Asian as in non-oriental asian descent.

I really wish the Americans would sort out their ethnic terms correctly. It would cause so much less confusion.
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Reply #7 on: June 08, 2005, 11:04:59 am
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Reply #8 on: June 08, 2005, 12:49:20 pm
YES!  Now Iv'e got a job I can be good at;7
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Offline redmenace

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Reply #9 on: June 08, 2005, 12:59:21 pm

I don't think I would let him into the states with or with out his hardware.
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Offline Swamp_Thing

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Reply #10 on: June 08, 2005, 01:05:18 pm
Holy cannoly!! That guy is creepy!! :nervous:
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Reply #11 on: June 08, 2005, 01:06:26 pm
I know they try to claim that video games promote violence and it's usually crap but damn that guy even looks like a video game character!
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Offline Flipside

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Reply #12 on: June 08, 2005, 01:13:42 pm
Is that hair or is he under the thrall of the bad guy from 5th Element?
 

Offline Nuke

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Reply #13 on: June 08, 2005, 03:53:47 pm
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Originally posted by redmenace

I don't think I would let him into the states with or with out his hardware.


looks like a member of rammstein :D
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Reply #14 on: June 08, 2005, 04:14:33 pm
He looks like a ****ing stoner.
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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #15 on: June 08, 2005, 04:16:04 pm
He looks like he's made out of wax...
 

Offline EtherShock

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Reply #16 on: June 08, 2005, 07:56:08 pm
He kind of looks like Matt LeBlanc.
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