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"Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich"
"But we have also run into a small inflation problem on account of the high level of leaf ability, which means that, I gather, the current going rate is something like 3 deciduous forest buying one ships peanut"
"So in order to obviate this problem, and effectively revalue the leaf, we are about to embark on a massive defoliation campaign, and...er, burn down all the forests. I think you'll agree that's a sensible move under the circumstances."
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