[Cobra]

Originally posted by Mefustae
You make many references to the impossiblity of Padme dying from a "Broken Heart", outwardly this may just be romantic drivel, but the Human Brain has an amazing influence on the body in matters such as this. I've read numerous counts of people suffering injuries from Placebos, and i believe a man has indeed been killed by a Placebo because his mind thought - without a doubt - that he was dying, so don't discount 'death by broken heart' so easily...



Actually, he died because Obi-wan achived what is called a "CHEAP HOLLYWOOD SHOT" - meaning, he should have gotten his ass kicked, but because he was the 'good guy' he won...Darth Maul could kick his ass any day of the week and then some...

That wasn't a "CHEAP HOLLYWOOD SHOT". Kenobi won his duel with maul after being enraged when maul killed his mentor and friend.

@ General Freak: . 'Nuff said.

[Krackers87]

Originally posted by InfernoGod
Darth Plagus isn't real. Palpatine made him up just so he could push Anakin more to the dark side. Anybody with evidence to the contrary , please do bring it up. I wouldn't mind hearing a second opinion.

You just said the word of the day!!
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[Carl]

Originally posted by General Freak
Luke Skywalker destroys the Death Star by shooting a pair of photon torpedoes

[WMCoolmon]

HEATHEN! *Brings out the pitchforks, torches, and gallows rope and starts handing them out*

Originally posted by InfernoGod
Darth Plagus isn't real. Palpatine made him up just so he could push Anakin more to the dark side. Anybody with evidence to the contrary, please do bring it up. I wouldn't mind hearing a second opinion.

"The best lies are made with truth."

It's not like they go around using their 'Darth' names in public.

"Hello. I'd like to get a speeder license."
"All right - what's your name?"
"Darth Sidious!"
"Hmm...is that with a C?"
"No!! An S!"
"I'm afraid you're going to have to spell that for me sir."
"S-i-d-i-o-u-s."
"Hmm...I notice we have another Darth on here. You wouldn't happen to be related to a "Darth Plagus", would you?"
"No! I've never heard of him in my miserable life."
"Are you sure? He named a 'Darth Sidious' as a dependant."
"No, it must be a mistake. Now give me my speeder license."
"OK, I notice you graduated from the Sith school on Yavin IV...your paperwork seems to be in order. Well, all I need now is your holograph."
"What? Nobody told me about this."
"Don't worry, it'll only take a second. Please open your hood sir."
"No! Take the holograph of me with the hood."
"I'm sorry, sir, it's planetary policy."
"Well, I'm not taking off my hood."
"Sir, if you won't let down your hood, I can't give you a license."
"You WILL give me a speeder license."
"Sir, please, there are other people waiting."
"Bah! No matter...you are no match for the POWER of the DARK SIDE of the FORCE!!!! You will regret this...maybe not today...or tomorrow...or a couple months from now...maybe not before you die in that horrible incident. (I have forseen it) But someday! Someday, I will rule the galaxy! And on that day, young..."*squints*" Shmi, you will rue this day!!! Er...do you have hoverbus schedules here?"

[TopAce]

Actually, he died because Obi-wan achived what is called a "CHEAP HOLLYWOOD SHOT" - meaning, he should have gotten his ass kicked, but because he was the 'good guy' he won...Darth Maul could kick his ass any day of the week and then some...

Unfortunately, this is true.
So, you do admit that Maul was better than Obi-Wan.

[Mefustae]

Okay, let me just illustrate this for you; we have some bloke with a Ponytail, and who finds Jar Jar humerous...on the other hand, we have guy with a Double-Edged 'Saber, horns coming out of his Red & Black head, and who could hold his own against two Jedi...at the same time dangit!

The only reason Obi-wan was victorious was because he's the good guy...seriously, who you would you put your money on in a fair fight?

...uh...y'know, i really don't want to be pulled into this sort of arguement, so i'm going to go now...

[karajorma]

Am I the only one who found it odd that Darth Maul lost even though he "had the high ground"

[WMCoolmon]

seriously, who you would you put your money on in a fair fight?

Jar-Jar.

Of course, I'd be betting how many sections he'd be sliced into before Obi-wan and Maul finally went at each other.

[TopAce]

Originally posted by karajorma
Am I the only one who found it odd that Darth Maul lost even though he "had the high ground"

Obi-Wan and Maul were at the same height when the battle ended. In EpIII, Anakin's limbs had already cut when the two combatants were at the same height.

This isn't actually a response to the quote above, here it is:
Higher ground doesn't really matter in this case, Maul did not notice the danger posed by Obi-Wan until the was slashed.

[General Freak]

@Carl: Yeah, yeah, I meant proton torpedoes.

They sound the same. One must've ripped off the other.

[Mefustae]

*Meanwhile, on the Bridge of the Enterprise*

Mr. Sulu - "Captain, we're picking a strange object on Sensors!"
Cpt. Kirk - "What is it Mr.Sulu? Is it those darn Klingons again? I hate those guys!"
Mr. Sulu - "No sir...it...it appears that Star Wars is infringing on Copyright again!"
Cpt. Kirk - "...those BASTARDS! Open fire! Proton Torpedoes! Full Spread!"
Mr. Sulu - "...uh...Captain..."

[TrashMan]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=150

[karajorma]

Pretty good one Trashman

[General Freak]

Seen it.

It's been posted on these forums before.

Now, plz, stay on topic.

[TopAce]

[me]
TOPIC

I am on topic.

[EtherShock]

Originally posted by General Freak
Now, plz, stay on topic.

You mean target? But they're coming in too fast. We need to pull out. ^_^

I don't think Palpatine could've possibly orchestrated everything. Some things had to be beyond his control, like the dreams for instance. I think he's getting more credit than he deserves.

Maul became overconfident during the duel and overlooked Qui-Gon's saber. In other words, Obi-Wan got lucky. Yes, there is such a thing as luck! Plus he was the good guy.

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by EtherShock

You mean target? But they're coming in too fast. We need to pull out.  

Eww...


I think this is being read way too far into. It's obvious Lucas doesn't know what's really going on anymore, so he makes **** ambiguous so he can have people like you debate and argue and eventually write the story for him.

[Make]

No! That's not true! That's impossible!

[Roanoke]

General Grevious Eps.3 < Geneal Grevious Clone Wars

Still pretty cool though. That Pray Mantis style combat position he takes at the start of the fight with O.B. is pretty god damn cool.


On the subject of Palpatine, I thought he was twisted and disfigured 'cos he was so unspeakably evil (like the Dark Side was consuming him or somethin') none of this
"I have been left scarred and disfigured yadda yadda ya"

[TopAce]

Palpatine had a mask, which made him look like a normal human. When Windu blocked his Force Lightnings, the mask was melted.