Wait, why is anyone even preaching the sanctity of ESRB ratings? I mean, when Penny Arcade lays the blame at Rockstar's door, something is very wrong. Think back to when you were a young'un, and all the stuff you couldn't do or see because it would forever damage you poor little mind. Remember? You couldn't watch any of the good movies, or the late night TV shows, or (if they existed back then) the good games. I don't know about you, but really was a pain in the ass. Thankfully, my parents were common sense people, and trusted me to have enough character to deal with all the stuff life has to offer. But I can only imagine what it must be for someone who has Helen Jovejoy for a mom.
So why are we all, just a few short years later, imposing the same crap on the next generation? What's this I hear about "the stores aren't enforcing ESRB"? They damn well shouldn't be, or rather they have to since it's good business, but I don't see why gamers should genuinely support it. Do we have so little faith in kids that they can't be trusted to distinguish between games and reality? A handful of individuals, out of tens of millions, have perhaps been insipired to commit violence, but these individuals were already warped and would have snapped at some point, regardless of what anyone did. In other parts of the world, children have real problems: famine, dieasese, war, child abuse and all kinds of other crap, and they turn out perfectly fine. Yet experiencing simulated, low-polygon sex on a PC (with, might I add, extensive modification required to the game) will suddenly turn little Billy into a maniac? Give me a break. Next time I see a kid in front of an EB trying to dodge the same overconcerned bull**** we all felt in our youth, I'm going to buy him GTA and tell him to enjoy it.