[WMCoolmon]

Put six gamers in a house for a month, with only six indestructable computers.

 And one of them is a cheater.

[Unknown Target]

I still like the idea my friend and I came up with: you have an underwater maze, and people start at one end and have to get to the other. The top is transparant so you can see under. Each player is given a certain amount of air, and in certain corners are refillable air tanks. However, these are marked the exact same as the tanks filled with mustard gas, so you have to watch out!

I can see it now:

"Oh boy Jeff, it looks like Maurice is going for the gold!"

"I don't know Bob, Jimmy in the back is catching up quick! But all that stress has to be burning up his air supply!"

"You're right Bob...oh, oh oh! Look! He's going for a tank! He's taking a few breaths...oh noooo! It looks like he got the mustard gas!"

"Haha, that'll really ruin your day, huh Jeff?"

"Oh yea. That's almost as bad as when my cat Snuffles spit up that hairball on my bed. Woo-ee!"

[WMCoolmon]

That's horrible.

[Admiral LSD]

so's reality TV

[WMCoolmon]

Yeah, bu that's like a new level of horrible. Like if you combined reality TV, fox news, and one of those daytime soap operas and incarnated them into one reality tv series.

Although it's arguably better than 'Slow children and fast animals' on Family Guy.

[Admiral LSD]

I thought reality TV was already a combination of much of that stuff. At the very least, it has the 'daytime soap opera' part in droves

[Nico]

Originally posted by Unknown Target
I still like the idea my friend and I came up with: you have an underwater maze, and people start at one end and have to get to the other. The top is transparant so you can see under. Each player is given a certain amount of air, and in certain corners are refillable air tanks. However, these are marked the exact same as the tanks filled with mustard gas, so you have to watch out!

I can see it now:

"Oh boy Jeff, it looks like Maurice is going for the gold!"

"I don't know Bob, Jimmy in the back is catching up quick! But all that stress has to be burning up his air supply!"

"You're right Bob...oh, oh oh! Look! He's going for a tank! He's taking a few breaths...oh noooo! It looks like he got the mustard gas!"

"Haha, that'll really ruin your day, huh Jeff?"

"Oh yea. That's almost as bad as when my cat Snuffles spit up that hairball on my bed. Woo-ee!"

:yes:

[aldo_14]

Celebrity big brother.

8 'famous' (read; c-list, desperate for a career break to fuel their hard drugs habit before they are forced to do German scat porn) celebrities are placed inside a house under constant TV supervision.  They are then brutally beaten until they are incapable of independent thought or opinion (i.e. for about 2 1/2 minutes).

For the remainder of the series, the contestants are employed as slave workers making cheesy DFS and Dixons commercials, facing a public vote.  The losers will face a severe sodomising by Dale Winton with a broom, and the winners will avoid this fate and instead be sodomised by a broom wielded by Noel Edmonds.

First contestants; that annoying Barker women who does Dixons ads, Ainsley Harriot, that bastard responsible for the Crazy Frog noise (or CEO of Jamster; as long as someone suffers.  ****s), Gillian (I got rich selling **** to gullible americans!) McKeith Phmyarseitisyoufilthylyingslag, Jordan (and Peter Andre; so that'd make it 3 tits for the viewers) and, I dunno, Vanilla Ice or somebody.  Oh, and obviously some of the more annoying soap stars.

[WMCoolmon]

Put some of those metal detector commercial people on there, too.

"My dad had one, but it wasn't like this!"

"It shows you what's in the ground before you dig it up!"

[karajorma]

Originally posted by aldo_14
The losers will face a severe sodomising by Dale Winton with a broom, and the winners will avoid this fate and instead be sodomised by a broom wielded by Noel Edmonds.

I think people would play to lose. At least with Dale there is less possibility of him getting tired and handing the broom over to Mr Blobby.

[aldo_14]

Not really; Dale's using the end with bristles.

I had another idea;

"Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway"
The chirpy Geordie twosome are stripped naked, dipped in barbeque sauce and left on a remove Polynesian island inhabited by cannibals.

[vyper]

I like the idea - they could have LAN games of Counterstrike, HL2, UT2k4, etc as tasks. The planted cheater would have access to game server settings etc, and essentially lie, god, noclip, impulse101 his way to glory until someone noticed the trend... then you'd switch the cheater without telling anyone. The old cheater suddenly starts losing and can't understand why and the new one is so happy he doesn't speak up...

[WMCoolmon]

I was thinking more along the lines of hot tempers + enclosed spaces + immature CS nerds = BOOM.

[Flaser]

Need I remind you?

[WMCoolmon]

Yes, it is horrible how Macromedia have still not come out with a 64-bit Flash plugin for Linux.

[aldo_14]

You're not missing much.......