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Offline Setekh

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on: August 04, 2001, 02:20:00 am
Number 75 is up. And boy is she a beauty  



That's a link to the Array™ page (with obligatory ™ sign), which has the full-size picture on it, if you hadn't noticed. There's also a few renders from the past few days if you haven't been checking back lately  
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Reply #1 on: August 04, 2001, 03:31:00 am
Damn backwards Orion Setekh is good.  



[This message has been edited by Setekh (edited 08-04-2001).]
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Reply #2 on: August 04, 2001, 04:12:00 am
Well, not any more... that was slick.  
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Reply #3 on: August 04, 2001, 04:14:00 am
...shush  
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Reply #4 on: August 04, 2001, 04:18:00 am
What backwards Orion?  
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Reply #5 on: August 04, 2001, 04:39:00 am
Are you hallucinating, pilot?  
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Reply #6 on: August 04, 2001, 04:40:00 am
Oooh man Command, I'm trippin out here!
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #7 on: August 04, 2001, 04:44:00 am
 
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THIS THREAD DERAILMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TRACEY-WOO UNPRODUCTIONS - POWERED BY GRIDFIRE AND VARIOUS MEAT PRODUCTS

[This message has been edited by Setekh (edited 08-04-2001).]
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.
 

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Reply #8 on: August 04, 2001, 04:47:00 am
Ph33r the m33t!
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Reply #9 on: August 04, 2001, 04:58:00 am
You aren't disputing the superiority of STEAKHOUSE PRODUCTS, are you?
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Reply #10 on: August 04, 2001, 04:58:00 am
Ouch, that's just fowl.  
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Reply #11 on: August 04, 2001, 05:02:00 am
Yuck, you're right. I think I may just go and wash my keyboard out with soap now, I can't believe I posted that...  
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Reply #12 on: August 04, 2001, 05:04:00 am
Yes, always clean all utensils and surfaces with soap and water after handling fowl.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Reply #13 on: August 04, 2001, 05:09:00 am
...I don't suppose the good people at GameSpy would mind running their servers through a carwash now, would you? I mean, now that THE STEAKHOUSE (almost forgot - sorry) has touched the Arrays™, I think they might have some serious cleaning on their hands.
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.
 

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Reply #14 on: August 04, 2001, 05:11:00 am
I dunno, maybe one of the forumites will volunteer.  I'm sure GS could use an extra staff ***** helping hand or two around.

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Reply #15 on: August 04, 2001, 05:21:00 am
But who would volunteer to be a staff ***** helping hand? Maybe we could tell that the bloody stupid monkeyboy Thunder would do it for them. I'm sure he has some talent, and since he hasn't shown that he can do much at all, maybe he can wash stuff.
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
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Reply #16 on: August 04, 2001, 05:22:00 am
Hmm..... sounds like a good idea.

Wax on, Wax off.
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Reply #17 on: August 04, 2001, 05:26:00 am
The Karate Kid? But Thunder, he's too uncoordinated... retarded... stupid... inept...
skillfully challenged... dumb, to be even associated with the legendary Karate Kid.

He's gonna yell at us - but in nine days  
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Reply #18 on: August 04, 2001, 05:27:00 am
 
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Originally posted by Setekh:
He's gonna yell at us - but in nine days  

Lots of time......
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #19 on: August 04, 2001, 05:30:00 am
*wipes sweat off brow*

Not like he'd do anything to us, anyhow. Last time, he changed his title from the Lame™ 'He's gonna yell at us' to the equally Lame™ 'The Metatron'. C'mon, Metatron?

[dumb nerd who follows all stupid sci-fi movies]
'Whoa man! This is the biggest thing since the original Tron! It's like Tron, but Meta! Wooow!!!
[/dumb nerd who follows all stupid sci-fi movies]

Yeh...
- Eddie Kent Woo, Setekh, Steak (of Steaks), AWACS. Seriously, just pick one.
HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS, now V3.0. Bringing Modders Together since January 2001.
THE HARD LIGHT ARRAY. Always makes you say wow.
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