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Offline redmenace

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on: August 11, 2005, 01:17:30 am

:nod:
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
              -Frederic Bastiat
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #1 on: August 11, 2005, 01:23:18 am
:lol:
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Descenter

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Reply #2 on: August 11, 2005, 01:54:37 am
lol
"War is like playing a game of chess.  You move units on a field, and stratiegically try to weaken the opposing force, a sort of... elequent ballet.  Sure you might lose a few units,.... but, at times, it all part of the plan..."

"Most of the human race really don't give a damn.  Well I do, and I try to do something about it by giving a damn."
 

Offline Night Hammer

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Reply #3 on: August 11, 2005, 02:24:50 am
I love Dilbert
Stop... Hammertime :hammer:
 

Offline Deepblue

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Reply #4 on: August 11, 2005, 12:28:53 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Night Hammer
I love Dilbert
 

Offline General Freak

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Reply #5 on: August 11, 2005, 12:31:30 pm
Eh.

This is not a signature.
You did not see this.
It was all a dream.
You will not tell anyone about this.

Now go and read this signature again.

So, you actually bothered to scroll down, eh? If you're that bored, you might as well take a look at the links above.
 

Offline TopAce

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Reply #6 on: August 11, 2005, 02:08:08 pm
Good. Really good. :yes2:
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Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #7 on: August 11, 2005, 02:45:47 pm
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Originally posted by Night Hammer
I love Dilbert


Indeed. :lol: Sounds a lot like the former status of a certain police campaign internal that isn't Pathways at all. :nervous:
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Charismatic

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Reply #8 on: August 11, 2005, 03:49:55 pm
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Originally posted by General Freak
Eh.

turrent
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"(CENSORED) Galatea send more than two (CENSORED) fighters to escort your (CENSORED) three mile long (CENSORED), STUPID (CENSORED).  (CENSORED) YOU, YOU (CENSORED)!!!"
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #9 on: August 11, 2005, 05:35:42 pm
I did that yesterday. It didn't end well.

Thank god her office is literally 10 miles away.
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Offline Kie99

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Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 05:44:43 pm
:lol:

Quote
Originally posted by Charismatic

turrent


:wtf:

Damn, I've made a Smilie-only post.
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Offline Cobra

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Reply #11 on: August 11, 2005, 05:58:47 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

good one. :yes:
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta
 

Offline deep_eyes

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Reply #12 on: August 12, 2005, 12:44:44 am
hahahahahahahha!
 

Offline redmenace

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Reply #13 on: August 12, 2005, 01:34:33 am

I can't stop laughing....:lol:
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
              -Frederic Bastiat
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #14 on: August 12, 2005, 04:23:25 am
Hahaha :lol:
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Cobra

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Reply #15 on: August 12, 2005, 12:06:04 pm
:lol: neither can i! :lol:
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta
 

Offline Charismatic

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Reply #16 on: August 12, 2005, 12:28:19 pm
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Originally posted by kietotheworld
:lol:

turrent

:wtf:

Damn, I've made a Smilie-only post.


The 'Eh' quote of mine was my Real responce. Not very funy but its worth a 'heh' at best. The turrent thing was just a friendly reminder. >)
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #17 on: August 12, 2005, 02:23:06 pm
:lol::lol:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline TopAce

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Reply #18 on: August 13, 2005, 02:06:51 pm
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Originally posted by redmenace

I can't stop laughing....:lol:


This cartoon is not good. The first one was better.
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