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Offline Kamikaze

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What would you do for an iBook?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/16/computer.frenzy.ap/index.html

Apparently, some people will do a hell of a lot.

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RICHMOND, Virginia (AP) -- A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.

"This is total, total chaos," said Latoya Jones, 19, who lost one of her flip-flops in the ordeal and later limped around on the sizzling blacktop with one foot bare.

More than 1,000 people turned out at the Richmond International Raceway in hopes of getting their hands on one of the 4-year-old Apple iBooks, which retail for between $999 and $1,299. The Henrico County school system was selling 1,000 of the computers to county residents.

Officials opened the gates at 7 a.m., but some already had been waiting for hours in line. When the gates opened, it became a terrifying mob scene.

People threw themselves forward, screaming and pushing each other. A little girl's stroller was crushed in the stampede. Witnesses said an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd.

Police would not immediately comment on the number of or extent of injuries, though witnesses said they mostly had scrapes and bruises.

"It's rather strange that we would have such a tremendous response for the purchase of a laptop computer -- and laptop computers that probably have less-than- desirable attributes," said Paul Proto, director of general services for Henrico County. "But I think that people tend to get caught up in the excitement of the event -- it almost has an entertainment value."

Blandine Alexander, 33, said one woman standing in front of her was so desperate to retain her place in line that she urinated on herself.

"I've never been in something like that before, and I never again will," said Alexander, who brought her 14-year-old twin boys to the complex at 4:30 a.m. to wait in line. "No matter what the kids want, I already told them I'm not doing that again."

Jesse Sandler said he was one of the people pushing forward, using a folding chair he had brought with him to beat back people who tried to cut in front of him.

"I took my chair here and I threw it over my shoulder and I went, 'Bam,"' the 20-year-old said nonchalantly, his eyes glued to the screen of his new iBook, as he tapped away on the keyboard at a testing station.

"They were getting in front of me and I was there a lot earlier than them, so I thought that it was just," he said.
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Offline Falcon

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What would you do for an iBook?
:lol:

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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HAHAHA! Take a look at the pictures! This is awesome!

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Offline BlackDove

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Jesus Henry Christ.

 

Offline vyper

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I'd understand it if it was an Alienware laptop...
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Offline aldo_14

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I hope they all get viruses.

Like ebola.

 

Offline Kamikaze

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Offline Ford Prefect

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I just had an image of Steve Jobs watching this on a big screen in a sleek command center, stroking a white cat and laughing with evil hysteria.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline aldo_14

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Offline achtung

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:wtf:

These people should have the laptops they got drug out into the street and shot.
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What would you do for an iBook?
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Offline CP5670

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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
HAHAHA! Take a look at the pictures! This is awesome!



This is just hilarious. :lol:

 

Offline Liberator

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i think the officials at the sale should have gone out and counted to the 1000th person and said "The rest of you go home, we have exactly this many to sell and these people were here first".  A little common sense and it all could've been avoided.
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Sad...
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Offline Ace

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Originally posted by Liberator
i think the officials at the sale should have gone out and counted to the 1000th person and said "The rest of you go home, we have exactly this many to sell and these people were here first".  A little common sense and it all could've been avoided.


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Offline Ulala

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What would you do for an iBook?
:rolleyes: :p
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Offline Fragrag

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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Witnesses said an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd.


:lol: :lol:
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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Ace


But that's anti-capitalist Liberator, no struggle for wealth. You're anti-freedom. Die Saddam lover! :devil:


Succinct

 

Offline Kie99

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one woman standing in front of her was so desperate to retain her place in line that she urinated on herself.


:wtf:

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Jesse Sandler said he was one of the people pushing forward, using a folding chair he had brought with him to beat back people who tried to cut in front of him.

"I took my chair here and I threw it over my shoulder and I went, 'Bam,"' the 20-year-old said nonchalantly, his eyes glued to the screen of his new iBook, as he tapped away on the keyboard at a testing station.

"They were getting in front of me and I was there a lot earlier than them, so I thought that it was just," he said.


I'm surprised noone attacked him.

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Offline LtNarol

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Nice one, Aldo =)