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Offline Mefustae

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KISS - Keep It Shivan Stupid!
Yes, it's also one of the most phallus-live ships ever to grace FS2...:nervous:

 
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Offline NGTM-1R

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The Shiamak isn't phallic, and if it is to you I urge you to see a doctor now. It's...y'know, bent. Though now that you mention it, the Lucifer is phallic.
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Offline Mefustae

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Originally posted by ngtm1r
Though now that you mention it, the Lucifer is phallic.


Now that is reason to see a doctor! But seriously, I saw one of those stupid 'crazy TV shows from other countries' things on TV (I believe it was Channel 4) while I was in England a few years ago, and they showed this news-report from Paraguay, or Venezuala or some dang place where a guy did have a...wing-dang-doodle...that apparently resembled Lucy somewhat...and by that i mean, he literally needed two hands to take a piss...:nervous:

...now, enough doodle-talk, back to...uh...what were we talking about again...?

 

Offline Boomer

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I feel that the Lucifer expresses the "Shivan" identity better than any other ship.  Think about it.  A ship the size of an Orion, yet, it can tear a planet too pieces.  It was the pinnacle of shivan design, and a key figure of FS1.  As such, I feel that it is the most credible design on which to base analysis of shivan ship design.

@Singh: lol  I can top that!

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What would be seriously cool is if someone made a Lucifer style Shivan ship segmented in a way that it could separate Star Trek style and have the individual pieces chase after you >;]

 

Offline Mav

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@Gregster: Use multi-docking + some SEXPs??? Nice idea. :)
(I once thought of an advanced version of the Mara that could separate some of it's spikes like that and use them as drones, but it'd loose some maneuverability/speed without them)

Personally, I too think there are two kinds of Shivan designs, though both of them seem to share the "insect"-look - Scorpion and Lucy included. The Dragon looks nearly Terran, I'd say though.
I much prefer the "evil high-tech"-look from FS1 (Basilisk, Lilith, Lucy, Dragon, Nephilim and some others). :D

And if you like the Lucy, try LS' "green Lucifer"-glowmaps - they're absolutely stunning! :yes: :yes: :mad2: :yes: :yes: :yes:   ( <- this is supposed to be a happy Shivan... ;) )

And speaking of creating ships based off the Lilith/Cain - I have one WIP of a fighter somewhere... sadly my mods are only evolving very slowly.
Just a few days ago I started working again on a Shivan bomber model which I could'nt make heads or tails of for a while (started it somewhere in late 2001 or early 2002 I think... and it went comatous some months after :( ).
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Offline Flipside

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The Shivan ships are very Dante-esque to my mind, theres a lot of beetle in there, but with strange asymetrical 'lumps' that make them look malformed. Some of them give a Skeletal feel to them as well, which adds to the eerieness.
I still think the Shivans could be made a lot more eerie feeling by looking at their sound effects etc, I'm not too fond of their current 'Knight Industries 2000' engine noise :(

 
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The SB Vindychaal is the most evil craft to fly against.

I was stupid enough to attack it from the front.

The beam tore up my hull bad!
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Offline aldo_14

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You searched for an 8 month old thread to post that?

 

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Offline Turambar

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lol, you made it send me an email alert
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Offline Kosh

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I don't think I ever got around to reading this thread before.
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Offline Getter Robo G

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Least now it got my attention.... :D

@Gregster2k, damn it... Now you inspired me for a "Battle of the Planets" style monster (for FS2 Robot Wars) Like a chinese dragon with like 20 figher segments as main body, a tail ship and a head mothership... - Roar...

Now just need someone to actually make it... :nervous:
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Offline Mars

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You can clearly see that, in the Freespace1 incursion, the Shivan armada was at that time undergoing a generational advance technologically, and by that i mean:
I'd have to disagree with that, there simply isn't enough information to prove the Shivans have more adanced technology now than they used to. I personally always figured the "first generation designs" were subspace-worthy enough to get through some of the unstable jump nodes and Ross 128 and Ikeya, while the "generation 2 designs" required a stable node- such as the Knossos jump node, to get through, and that most beam cannons interfere with subspace.

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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I think that's the best excuse that I've heard of for why the Shivans didn't have beam cannons (except on the Lucifer) in FS1.
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Offline Mars

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Why thank ya. :cool:

 

Offline Nuke

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shivan enough for you :D
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Offline ToecrusherHammerjaw

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Ah, the Dante.  One of my faves.  :cool: